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Jennifer Aniston

Quotables

“If I’m the emblem for ‘this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,’ so be it.” This most hypocritical quotable was brought to you by Elle. And while I laugh hysterically, to the point of not being able to catch my breath, I’m going to huff some Primatene.

Guilt

I fully admit that I’m tough on Jennifer Aniston.  I’d really have no issue with her if it wasn’t for the near-constant interviews in which she talks about Brad Pitt.  Her neediness seems only to be overshadowed by her chin.  But now she’s gone and done something really nice that I must acknowledge … and I feel a...

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Jennifer Aniston, frightening a small child on the New York City set of her movie The Baster.  I bet you five dollars she was saying something like, “Hiya honey!  Wanna hear the story of my husband Brad and how he left me?  He was so uncool!”

Jen & John: Splitsville

I’d been hearing buzzing for awhile now that Jennifer Aniston was with John Mayer more for the publicity shots than anything else, but I didn’t want to believe it! I wanted Jennifer to find true love! Alas, it was not to be. They’ve broken up, yet again. “They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each...