32Leaving Little to the Imagination …

JenAn comes dangerously close to an upskirt as she leaves her Letterman appearance yesterday.

She must have been FREEZING!

Ah, the sacrifices we make for a good photo.

December 17, 2008 at 10:57 pm by Evil Beet

27Quotables

“Is it just me or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?”

Hugh Hefner, when Extra interviewed him and showed him a copy of Jennifer Aniston’s GQ cover.

Fuck. Yes. She. Is.

Jennifer Aniston is single-handedly showing the world than women can get sexier with age. If Hugh Hefner says it, it must be true!!!

Oh, and he also talked to Extra about the Holly split, saying “I was blindsided by the breakup … But Holly was looking for something more that I couldn’t give her. She was looking for marriage and children … Within two weeks, a pair of twins arrived and turned out they were interested in being my girlfriends … Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.”

That Mr. Hefner. He’s so, so wise.

December 16, 2008 at 9:04 pm by Evil Beet

28Queen Aniston Holds Court

Jennifer Aniston looked absolutely stunning at the LA premiere of her much-publicized new flick, Marley & Me. Everything about this look works, and she just looks radiant and delightful and gorgeous and I couldn’t be happier for her! She posed a bunch with co-star Owen “Not Dead Yet” Wilson and even spent some time with her canine co-star.

And you know who else just happened to be there?

John Mayer, ‘natch.

December 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm by Evil Beet

37Even More Pics of Jennifer Aniston in GQ!!!

Damn!!!

Looking VERY GOOD, my dear.

December 11, 2008 at 12:20 pm by Evil Beet

25Quotables (Or: Jennifer Aniston Captures My Heart for the 1000th Time in the Past Three Months)

“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends … Can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox …”

Jennifer Aniston, joking around about her relationship with the Jolie-Pitts in a her upcoming interview with GQ.

TEAM ANISTON!!!

December 11, 2008 at 11:53 am by Evil Beet

48America: Fuck Yeah

Jennifer Aniston rocks the cover of the new GQ.

Ummmm, how to put this nicely?

I can haz sex with you, Jen?

December 10, 2008 at 8:27 pm by Evil Beet