You know it’s a slow Monday – and that you’re a really shitty interviewer – when the biggest topic of discussion is the fact that Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with nachos to the point that she makes her own tortilla chips.
The food I love so much that if I dropped it on the floor, I’d eat it anyway is a nacho. I fry the chips myself. Just take a tortilla, cut it into triangles, and throw ‘em in coconut oil.
LOL – good to see she’s on the coconut oil bandwagon, though. That shit is delicious/miraculous. I buy it in 54oz containers. Twinsies!
Jennifer also had some interesting thoughts on music. Basically, she “likes” rap (oh man, that visual… no, girl), hates when her friends sing along to songs on the radio but LOVES watching idiots on reality TV competitions do it:
My friends know that they’ll drive me crazy if they sing along to music! Oh my God, I hate it. I like to hear the song—don’t sing it. Please! I’d record you to sing it if I wanted to hear you sing it.
My guilty pleasure is I have to say, The Voice and America’s Got Talent. The auditions really kind of are fabulous.
The one song that gets me moving without fail is “White Lines,” that old rap song. I made a playlist of all those awesome songs from Jimmy Fallon’s “History of Rap.”
She’s a complicated woman with many layers, that Jennifer Aniston. The whole interview is a bit embarrassing for both her and the reader. She chunters on a bit about Aveeno products she uses (LOL, she’s the spokesperson) and talks about how much she loves bagels (I’m sure) and basically plays the girl next door, as she does best. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Aniston, I just feel like this one was a bit of a reach.
March 10, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Jennifer Aniston (far left) and Courteney Cox (far right) were spotted in Mexico wearing bikinis and I’m here to report that yes, they are still hot. According to E! it’s a “holiday tradition” for Aniston and friends (no pun intended, swear to God) to go to Mexico around Christmas time. Justin Theroux was there, as well as Jimmy Kimmel and wife Molly McNearney (pictured above, middle), and Howard Stern and wife Beth Ostrosky. Here’s some of the group joshing around, just being there for each other:
I find Howard Stern to be the weirdest part of all of this. How did he get in that group? I knew Kimmel and Aniston were friends, but I didn’t realize they were also close with Mr. Howard Stern. Another weird celeb connection was Aniston hanging out with Ed Sheeran over Thanksgiving, which I’m guessing happened because Mr. Sheeran is living in Courteney Cox’s beach house. Which is also weird.
Anyway, they’re in their 40′s and they’re crazy-hot and have way more discipline and abs than I do. I guess my lame NYE resolution is to get as fit as they are. I mean why not, I really have no excuse. If they can do it, I can do it. Right after this slice of pepperoni pizza and an evening of drinking. Bwuahaha.
December 30, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
I don’t think Jennifer Aniston even had an awkward phase ever, like, at any point in her life, but she humblebragged about one in an interview with Parade, claiming that it all happened while she was married to Brad Pitt. The pair married in 2000, which was prime Aniston time, so I’m not sure what in the hell she’s talking about, but let’s go with it:
“There’s nothing to worry about – although I don’t think I had a care in the world at 25, either.
“That all started in my 30s, my awkward phase. I’m a little bit of a late bloomer! But it doesn’t matter to me because it just gets better.
“They do say youth is wasted on the young, but I feel just as youthful now – if not more – than I did when I was 25. I’m more in my body; I’m more in my mind. Life is full. Life is wonderful. We’re very, very fortunate.”
Huh. I don’t really know what any of this means, to be honest. I’m glad she feels comfortable with herself and all that, but if she’s equating “awkward phase” with “lack of self-confidence”, I think our pal Jen needs some lessons in semantics and maybe a dictionary. They’re not the same thing. Also, look at that photo above. That was taken in 2000. HOW IN THE HELL is that awkward? What am I missing?
I mean, she looks great now, too, though. It has to be said!
December 10, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
I really have no idea how this one came about, to be honest, but I guess Jennifer Aniston and Ed Sheeran celebrated Thanksgiving together. You’ve got to hand it to Ed, man – unassuming, “chubby” (I really never got how that label fit him…) little ginger kid who almost didn’t get a record deal and now he’s touring around the world and hanging out with the likes of Taylor Swift and Jennifer Aniston.
The other woman in the picture is apparently Jennifer’s manager. Where is Justin Theroux? Also, how does Jennifer’s hair still look so good, even when we can barely even see it? So much left unexplained…
November 30, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Jennifer Aniston gossip stories are sometimes my favorite because of how ridiculous they can be, like how super pregnant she always is. So I thought I’d share this nugget from the Inquirer. Apparently, Aniston moved her dad and his wife into the $21 million dollar mansion she shares with Theroux, and Theroux’s all pissed off about it. Allegedly, he even called her dad a “buzzkill.” Here’s from from the Inquirer:
“Justin is steaming mad over Jen’s offer,” disclosed an insider. “He told her that having?her dad ambling around the house is a huge ‘buzz-kill.’
He worries it’s going to destroy their love life before they even tie the knot. Justin tried to plead his case, but Jen told him she’s made up her mind. She said he has no right to even question her because of how much time he’s been away.”
If this is true, he’s being stupid. Their mansion is huge and he’s a busy man who travels to NYC a lot, I’m sure he’ll rarely see either of them. He needs to calm his tits and sort his priorities.
Whose side are you on?
November 29, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
‘Tis the season of shorter hair. Pamela Anderson went for a pixie cut, Jennifer Lawrence lobbed it off, and Jennifer Aniston decided to get a last minute choppy bob. Her hair stylist/desperate friend Chris McMillan fired off a series of hashtags praising his work. From twitter via E Online:
LOVE!! #JenniferAniston #bobhaircut @LivingProofInc #Flex #PerfectHairDay #LivingProof #ChrisMcMillan #newdo
He also added emojis with that. He forgot to add #pleaselikeme #iamcool #desperate #someonepleaselikethis #need100likes #uguyslikemeyet? Here’s another shot of her cut. Thoughts?: