Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Shares Her Beauty Secrets, Including Her Weight

Jennifer+Aniston

Jennifer Aniston really opened up about her beauty secrets for makeup artist Bobbi Brown. She even shared her weight, which is a scant 110-113 pounds. I say scant because for her height (5’5″) it seems like she should maybe weigh more? But I’m shit with numbers, so I could be way off. Maybe 110 pounds is fine. It just seems low to me. But then again, she’s Jennifer Aniston.

Anyway, onto her beauty secrets, via Us Weekly:

Fashion:

This is my secret: The trick to T-shirts is that I usually tailor them. Which is silly, but it works.

Or you just have to find the perfect one. James Perse has really great T-shirts and tank tops, Theory is great for T-shirts and basics, and for jeans, I have these Genetic jeans that they don’t even make anymore. I take the pockets off of Hudson jeans, because I like the fit, but not the pockets. Helmut Lang does a good skinny jean, too. And I wear Saint Laurent jackets.

Hair:

[My hair] always looks better with that slept-in look.

I’ve learned a lot from [longtime hairstylist Chris McMillan], and I have become very handy with a hair dryer and a round brush.

Skin:

My dad [soap opera veteran John Aniston] is 100 percent Greek; he turned 81 and he barely has a wrinkle. And neither did my grandmother, who was 95 when she died.

But it’s also just water, drinking a lot of water, using really nice good products for your face. Don’t overproduce, that’s the other thing. Getting proper sleep is always important.

Diet:

I just had a bagel. I usually give myself bread on the weekends, but really, my body doesn’t love carbs. These days, if I was being super picky, I would love to drop 5 pounds. That is just where I have always been really comfortable at about 110 to 113 pounds. But it is harder at this age.

I’m kind of shocked she didn’t use this opportunity to push Aveeno or Smartwater, since I’m always seeing her ads for those products.

Also, “my body doesn’t love carbs” is SUCH a Gwyneth thing to say, I can’t even.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Jennifer Aniston loves Justin Theroux’s ‘beautifully captured eyeballls’

justin theroux jennifer aniston

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have been together – and engaged – for several years now. However, they’ve been plagued by reports that they can’t stand each other, that Jen’s a disaster to live with, that they barely see each other which is the reason they’ve managed to stay together, etc. Well, stuff all of youse (I’m getting into local slang, here), because they’re IN LOOOOOOVE and Jen’s here to prove it by talking about how much she loves his “eyeballs” because they’re set well in his head or something?

From Women’s Wear Daily:

“It is amazing. He’s just so beautiful and handsome to me, and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day,” the actress continued, now getting poetic about her better half. “He just gets better every year. He’s just like a lost gem in the sand, and he’s just always been there and been brilliant, and now this is just in a different light.”

I seriously don’t understand what half of this means, to be honest. A lost gem in the sand? She loves how his eyeballs are captured? Is she deliberately trying to confuse us? If so, it’s working. But uh, good that they’re so in love?

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Don’t tell Jennifer Aniston she looks good for her age

jennifer aniston

Jennifer Aniston is 45 years old and also really attractive for any age, let alone hers. However, she really hates when people bring up her appearance and age together, because she thinks it only happens to women (which is kinda true) and she’s sick of it.

From WWD:

Part of the reason may be that she’s comfortable in her 45-year-old skin. Aniston professed no fear of birthdays. However, she said she does get annoyed that the phrase “for your age” pops up more frequently with every passing year.

“Your age always has to be mentioned and men don’t really get that for some reason. It’s not like you see Joe Schmo, 37,” said Aniston. “Women and men today in their 40s are so much healthier than they were 30 years ago in their 40s. It was a different time. We know how to take care ourselves. We know what to put in our bodies to fuel us that’s healthy and organic and not processed, and the importance of drinking water and cutting out sugars and bad fats. Before, we just didn’t know that, and we didn’t have the technology with skin care that we have today.”

I kinda feel what she’s saying here – we do indeed know how to take better care of ourselves these days. We can fry our own tortilla chips, for God’s sake! She’s also a celebrity with endless amounts of money to spend on procedures and products to make sure she stays looking hot as hell. Also, she’s Greek, which definitely helps. Etc etc etc. It’s sorta luck of the draw in terms of how you’re going to age, but of course how you treat your body is an important part of it, and the double standard is definitely there. I still think she should be pleased she looks as good as she does. I mean, damn, girl.