Jennifer Aniston gossip stories are sometimes my favorite because of how ridiculous they can be, like how super pregnant she always is. So I thought I’d share this nugget from the Inquirer. Apparently, Aniston moved her dad and his wife into the $21 million dollar mansion she shares with Theroux, and Theroux’s all pissed off about it. Allegedly, he even called her dad a “buzzkill.” Here’s from from the Inquirer:
“Justin is steaming mad over Jen’s offer,” disclosed an insider. “He told her that having?her dad ambling around the house is a huge ‘buzz-kill.’
He worries it’s going to destroy their love life before they even tie the knot. Justin tried to plead his case, but Jen told him she’s made up her mind. She said he has no right to even question her because of how much time he’s been away.”
If this is true, he’s being stupid. Their mansion is huge and he’s a busy man who travels to NYC a lot, I’m sure he’ll rarely see either of them. He needs to calm his tits and sort his priorities.
Whose side are you on?
November 29, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
‘Tis the season of shorter hair. Pamela Anderson went for a pixie cut, Jennifer Lawrence lobbed it off, and Jennifer Aniston decided to get a last minute choppy bob. Her hair stylist/desperate friend Chris McMillan fired off a series of hashtags praising his work. From twitter via E Online:
LOVE!! #JenniferAniston #bobhaircut @LivingProofInc #Flex #PerfectHairDay #LivingProof #ChrisMcMillan #newdo
He also added emojis with that. He forgot to add #pleaselikeme #iamcool #desperate #someonepleaselikethis #need100likes #uguyslikemeyet? Here’s another shot of her cut. Thoughts?:
November 9, 2013 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Ha! I fooled you with that quote, didn’t I? Justin Theroux didn’t really say that Jennifer Aniston is weird, but he may as well have done. Instead, he said that their life together is like living in a “different altitude”. Huh, well. That sounds promising.
I do think they are probably weirdos together – the house they bought came complete with a bunch of chickens that they’re raising now, for example – but isn’t that the great thing about love? Someone to put up with your weirdness and whose weirdness you can put up with, too?
“It’s a bit like going to a slightly different altitude, you know?” he says. The paparazzi—“I call them photojournalists, actually,” he says—can be a drag. And “when I get complimented on the street because I’m having twins”—that’s weird, too.
The many-million-dollar Bel Air mansion he and Aniston just bought came with its own poultry: six chickens. “We inherited the chickens from the previous owners,” Theroux says. “They were like, ‘Of course we’ll get rid of the chickens,’ and we said, ‘Are you crazy? Don’t get rid of the chickens. That’s half the reason we wanted this place.’ ”
Well, isn’t that nice? Frankly, I would love to have chickens because HELLO, free eggs. Except you have to feed the chickens and they stink and they get shit and feathers everywhere and are full of germs. Other than that, chickens are awesome.
So when are these two going to get married?
November 1, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Jennifer Aniston‘s rep probably has “Jennifer is not pregnant” copied and ready to paste at all times. Because for what feels like the millionth time, her rep is again denying that Ms. Aniston is pregnant, in response to this Us Weekly cover:
Aniston’s rep told the Daily Mail’s MailOnline, “Jennifer is not pregnant” told NY Daily News, “The entire story is a fabrication. Jennifer is not pregnant!” and spiced it up with Page Six saying, “Jennifer is NOT pregnant”. It seems that rumors started up again after Aniston was photographed in a tight-fitting purple gown. Her rep goes on to explain to Page Six, via USA Today that,
The whole story is a complete fabrication all the way from a supposed cancelled Smartwater shoot to Jennifer asking for a late check-out in Toronto and to her stylist having to rework her wardrobe. None of this ever happened and shame on Us magazine for once again getting it all wrong.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actress been accused of being pregnant as many times as Jennifer Aniston. What is the fascination with this chick’s womb???
September 19, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Jennifer Aniston made waves with her “Rachel” haircut back in ’94 when she was on Friends, but that shit has haunted her ever since and probably will for the rest of her life. Admittedly, the cut was pretty terrible, but it was very modern at the time and girls of all ages were emulating it. However, Jennifer herself was never a fan and she recently claimed she’d rather shave her head than ever get the Rachel again.
“[I would rather] shave my hair once, definitely. ‘The Rachel’ for the rest of my life? Shave my head once! Yeah, I’d shave my head once!”
Well, that’s understandable, but a shaved head will take a whole lot longer to grow out than the Rachel. Also, sure, it was sorta ugly, but not THAT ugly… but I guess that’s easy for me to say since I didn’t have to wear it. People WILLINGLY got that haircut, though! And loved it! Everything has its time.
Then again, it’s no Kate Middleton hair.
August 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
If Jennifer Aniston was pregnant every time a magazine speculated she is, she’d have roughly 9,000 kids by now. Seriously, people – lay off it. Lately Jen’s been sporting a “baby bump” (read: Big Mac belly after lunch) and the press has taken that as a sure sign that THIS TIME, by God, she’s going to spawn a child! It’s finally happening! it’s getting real! Except… totally not.
Jennifer was forced to clear up the “rumours” on Australia’s Kyle and Jackie O Show on Monday:
“There’s nothing to announce. That’s just a couple of pounds.”
Yeah, I mean, damn. Let the girl breathe (and eat, apparently). She had to near on starve herself for We’re The Millers (and, well, for her entire life as an actress) and now that she’s chillin’ and is in a happy relationship (sure cause of weight gain), she’s put on like, what, 5 lbs? Give me a break.
Frankly, I think it’s unlikely Jennifer Aniston will ever have kids, and here’s a newsflash: THAT’S TOTALLY OKAY. Not all women are sitting there pining for a tiny squirming human to look after. Let’s all follow our own paths, etc.