Oh Jennifer Aniston. How you slay me with your interviews and your red carpet appearances and your constant onslaught of rom-coms and failed public romances that people just can’t get over. You’re one of the celebrities that I love to hate and … hate to … no. Wait. OK, right. You’re just one of the celebrities that I love to hate on. Here’s a recent interview with People, guys. Enjoy!
Jennifer on getting skin-savvy:
“I’ve started getting those little sun spots. Things are beginning to pop out. Even the texture [of my skin] is changing. So I’ve recently started zapping the spots and getting spray tans whenever I can. And I’ve graduated to using SPF 60 sunblock when I’m on the beach.”
Jennifer, backtracking about claiming she’d never had cosmetic enhancements:
“People think that I do a lot of injections, but I don’t. I’m not saying that I haven’t tried it … but I see how it’s a slippery slope.”
On being so natural that she hates mascara:
Jennifer [also revealed] that she tints her eyelashes every three weeks (“I hate wearing mascara,” she says) and that she used to keep scissors in her car’s glove compartment to trim split ends (“It was a weird tic,” she admits).
So, it seems to me that someone’s kind of hung up on their appearance, or at least the public perception of her appearance, huh? And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to slowly back away from the keyboard and wait for the Jennifer-lovers to swarm in and castrate me for criticizing the Most Beautiful and Sexy and Alluring Woman Who Ever Walked the Earth and Other Planets in Our Galaxy, the Milky Way. OK? Can you give me a five-second head start?