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Jenna Elfman

Jenna Elfman Is Physically Threatening Me with Her Womb

I got scared when I saw this photo of Jenna Elfman on the People’s Choice Awards red carpet. Don’t get me wrong, human pregnancy is a wonderful, beautiful thing … that scares the beejezus out of me. This photo screams the word “ADOPT.” Why do pregnant women have to look so distended? I look at this and it just...

Scientology Syndrome!

The women always tower over the men!!! What’s with that? Scientologists Jenna Elfman and hubby Bodhi turned up to cheer on Tom Cruise’s doomed Valkyrie at the flick’s LA premiere. It is going to take some seriously intense Xenu power to keep this shit from flopping. I’ve heard rumors that the early test audiences were...

They Did It!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally managed to take a full-body shot where she doesn’t tower over him. She’s wearing flats and you’d better believe his shoes have lifts in them. Jenna Elfman’s husband, Bodhi, wasn’t so lucky. Is this a Scientology thing? Are they supposed to marry women who make them look short?