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Jenna Bush

Today Gets a Dose of Bush


Presidential (or presidential hopeful) daughters moonlighting as morning talk-show hosts are totally the new Chihuahuas.  On the heels of Meghan McCain being announced as the fill-in host over on The View, Jenna Bush has accepted a part-time position as a Today show correspondent.  Bush, who also works as a teacher in Baltimore, will be covering human interest stories and will be based out of Washington D.C.

I know we have lots of smart and opinionated young Republicans out there and I’d love to hear your thoughts.  What do you think?  Do we even know enough about Jenna Bush, beyond her affinity for underage drinking, to form an opinion?



“Four years goes by so fast, so absorb it all, enjoy it all!”

Jenna and Barbara Bush advise Sasha and Malia Obama in an open letter published in the Wall Street Journal, while simultaneously implying that their father will be a one-term President.

Nah, this was shitty wording on their part, but, in general, it is a very sweet and endearing letter. I am so excited to have Sasha and Malia in the White House!!!

Well If Jenna Bush’s Mom Says She’s Not Pregnant, Then She’s Definitely Not Pregnant

Is Jenna Bush Preggers?

From the NY Daily News:

Jenna Bush is not getting married because she’s pregnant, a rep for First Lady Laura Bush tells us. Wonkette, the mischievous D.C. blog, has been doing photo analysis of the First Daughter’s tummy ever since last week’s announcement that she’ll marry boyfriend Henry Hager. An unamused White House calls the shotgun wedding rumors “absurd.”

Dude, my mother thinks I’m a virgin with real tits currently on a religious mission in Venezuela.

I hope Jenna’s preggers.