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Jean-Claude Van Damme

0This Is a Great Look for Jean-Claude Van Damme

Photo: Jean-Claude Van Damme's facial hair looks totally 1980s

Photo: Jean-Claude Van Damme's facial hair looks totally 1980s

This time I’m not kidding! I’m not being facetious at all!

I love Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s mustache.

It’s such a full, thick fringe! And what a shapely handlebar it is. Ah! Perfection! (The manicured mutton chops are just gravy. Mmm, gravy.)

From afar, he looks a little like John Travolta, doesn’t he? Van Damme’s facial hair is for a movie, but I genuinely wish he would keep this look.

The Daily Mail:

In the upcoming film [Welcome to the Jungle], set for release in 2013, he plays Storm Rothchild—an ex-marine team-building coach.

The story centers on a company retreat on a tropical island that goes terribly awry.

Dude, this movie sounds amazeballs. Do you guys know how creepy “teambuilding” “retreats” are? I love the idea of some leadership seminar dude just randomly flipping out and going into full-on “mountain man” survival mode.

(Images via Buzzfeed.)

February 15, 2012 at 11:30 am by Jenn