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Jason Trawick

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Britney‘s getting married?! Like, again? They say third time’s the charm, right?

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According to TMZ‘s Harvey Levin, there’s inside info confirming that Britney Spears is, indeed, getting engaged tonight. And if this marriage is anything like her previous two, she’ll be married by Tuesday. Kidding. But seriously, I think this is fabulous news. This is a dude (albeit a crazy-eyed dude, but birds of a feather and all that …) who’s stuck by Britney through thick and thin (mostly thick), and seems to be a strong, positive influence on both her and her boys. I’m really, really happy if this is the case, and if it’s not, hell. Stop wasting my time, TMZ. I expect the rill dill from you guys, not some trumped-up story faked out for a Friday. According to the site:

Jason Trawick may have jumped the engagement gun … ’cause Britney Spears just posted a message hinting that he ALREADY popped the question … and she said yes! Britney just went to her Facebook page and wrote, “OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.”

TMZ broke the story … Trawick had planned to ask for Britney’s hand in marriage during their trip to Vegas … and the smart money was that it was all SUPPOSED to go down tonight. Seems he just couldn’t wait! Sources close to the couple tell us … Jason organized a MASSIVE celebratory dinner tonight at the Chocolate Lounge at the Sugar Factory in the Paris Hotel … because Brit Brit LOVES chocolate. We’re told there will be a chocolate fondue and all the men will get chocolate truffle cigars.

After dinner … the gang is set to go to Chateau nightclub and party the night away.

YUM. Does this not sound like a dream come true, all that chocolate? At least, my dream come true, and Brit’s, too. I mean, we ALL know how she feels about that sweet, cocoa-brown goodness.

OMG, Is Britney Spears Getting Married?

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Way back in April, we speculated that it wouldn’t be too terribly long until Britney Spears got hitched again. The relationship between Brit and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick has been looking solid as of late, and with rumors of Jason going ring shopping, it looks like our predictions, as usual, were pretty accurate:

Trawick, who is currently with Spears on the South American leg of her Femme Fatale tour, has visited several established celebrity jewelers looking for the perfect bauble for Britney, and is very close to picking the winner.

“He has been everywhere from Tiffany to Harry Winston looking for a ring and he is close to making his final decision,” the insider tells RadarOnline.com.

“Don’t expect anything too massive or obnoxious.  This ring will be classy and under 4-carats.”

This is the second source to confirm to RadarOnline.com that the pop star is close to becoming engaged to Trawick.

“Britney and Jason discuss marriage all the time,” a family insider told RadarOnline.com last week. “Britney is truly in love with Jason, and well, Jason has loved her for a very, very long time.”

No joke, I would be so happy for Britney if this turns out to be true. I mean, I’m no stranger to talking trash about Britney, but it’s all from a loving place. If she gets married, then it will be just like that time that Jessica Simpson got pregnant, and by that, I mean that there will be a lot of “oh, girl, I’m so proud” moments and several tears and a toast with apple juice and maybe I’ll fall to my knees because I’m too overwhelmed with emotion. And I don’t see anything weird about that.

Do you guys think Britney will be engaged by Christmas or what?

Now We Know Who Britney’s Been Perfecting Her Crazy Eyes With

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Whoa. Two Britney Spears posts in one day. You can just tell today’s a slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan, who’s *allegedly* heading to jail today (bitch, please). I know how many of you feel about Lohan and her overblown snatch, so I, personally, won’t subject you to sitting through an hour of secondhand deposition while Lindsay sits in a courtroom chair sweating off last night’s meth.

No, I’d much rather check out Jason Trawick‘s interesting expression. What the hell is that? Does that come from spending an extended amount of time with Britney, or is it kind of like a Pavlovian reaction to Britney’s latest weave? I’m intrigued.