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Jason Trawick

And Where Have You Been, Little Lamb?

photo of blonde britney spears getting into a car with messy matted hair

I see a blonde, bra-ed, Britney leaving a hair salon* in Beverly Hills sans boyfriend/former-employee Jason Trawick. And you know what? Though she’s smiling, and looking so much better than she did, say, two years ago (or even a year ago, when she was menstruating all over designer dresses), she doesn’t look well. I mean, check out the weave for one (and didn’t her hair grow back yet? For crying out loud). It’s totally disheveled and almost kinda matted on the one side. Matted! How horrible for her!

You know, there was this girl that used to live in an alleyway near my house when I was a kid, and there was something wrong with her. I’m not saying that to dig on this girl, I’m saying something was “wrong” because there was and no one knew what it was, so no one was able to identify it when she’d come up in conversation. Everyone just said, “something wrong.” She didn’t go to school. Like, at all. Not home school, not private school, not public school. And she didn’t talk, either. (At least to anyone within anyone’s earshot when they saw her in public with what most assumed to be her aunt or mom or something, who was equally as … uh, different.) She kind of grunted, really. And she didn’t look all that good, either, just on a health side of the house. She was my age, but looked as if she’d never seen the light of day — her face was so pale and bloodless, it was almost translucent. Really. If she didn’t look so ring-eyed sickly, God love her, her complexion would have been almost breathtakingly gorgeous. She had the brightest blue eyes (quite beautiful, actually) you’d ever see and a thick head of tangled, matted blonde hair. And I mean matted. Like, “hasn’t taken a brush or a comb or even fingers to the hair in twelve years” kind of matted. I know it was mean, but I didn’t know her name; she never spoke to me, or anyone else, but I’d call her “Mat-head” when referring to her. (You know, kind of like, “Hey, Mom, I saw Mat-head at the store today. She still didn’t get a haircut.” … and really, give me a break; I was literally, like, seven or eight years old.)

Anyway, when I saw these photos of Brit today, another ghost of my past ran barefoot through my head again. Where are you, Mat-head? Whatever happened to you?

*Uh, yes, you read that right. A hair salon.

Britney’s a “Prodigy”, Smacks Her Bitch Up?

Exclusive eyewitness at X17 claim that Britney is bludgeoning her boyfriend, Jason Trawick. The incident occurred earlier this week when Brit and Jason were traveling in a vehicle and had pulled over to, well, fight. The source states that Britney was seen “slapping and hitting” Jason in the face during an argument in the parked car. The photographer that witnessed the incident claimed that Britney hit Jason directly in the face five or six times and claimed that they had “never seen anything like it.” The photographer states:

“Britney was really upset. It looked like she was taking out years of frustration on Jason when she was hitting him. It wasn’t like this was anger from one incident. It looks like she hates the guy! Why would you do that to someone you love?”

The Enquirer and In Touch are now spinning the story, speculating as to why Britney’s flipped out again. The Enquirer states that Britney went apeshit when Trawick denied her marriage proposal:

An enraged Britney Spears punched her boyfriend-watchdog Jason Trawick in the face after he flatly refused her plea to get married, an insider tells The Enquirer.

The 28-year-old pop star believes tying the knot is the best tactic to terminate her father’s conservatorship over her affairs, according to sources. But Jason, 38, balked at her marriage talk during a meeting with her lawyers, sending Britney into a rage.

“Britney thought getting married would be a good strategy to bring an end to her father’s conservatorship, but Jason wasn’t on board with it at all,” divulged the insider.

“Britney has begged Jason to marry her, and he’s repeatedly told her no. When the meeting with her lawyers didn’t go her way, it put Britney in a horrible mood.”

After the meeting – a seething Britney and Jason – a William Morris agent who was hired by her father Jamie Spears to monitor her – headed to Barneys to shop, said the insider.

“Britney walked into Barneys hopping mad, and wanted Jason to buy her almost everything she saw,” said the insider. “Even worse, she treated Jason like a servant in front of the store’s staff, and he got increasingly irritated.”

When Jason told Britney that they had to head home, she blew up, said the source.

“She started cursing him and threatened to end his career,” said the source.

“Jason quickly led Britney out of the store and she got behind the wheel of her car, a white Mercedes SUV. She started screaming at the top of her lungs, and as she drove off, she started to slap, hit and punch Jason.”

When she finally stopped pummeling him, a stunned Jason announced that he was quitting his job as her minder, said the source.

Sources at X17 confirm the story, only this time, they’ve got a key eyewitness to back it up instead of relying on rags like the Enquirer to back up their sometimes-futile claims.

If this is true in any case, poor Jason. And poor Britney. We’ve all seen that violence is so not a way to deal with domestic issues, but sometimes the demons of humans get the best of them, anyway, and these are the kinds of reapings that we end up with. Way sad.

Britney Spears and Her Agent BF May Not Be Toast

It was reported earlier this week that Britney Spears and her man Jason Trawick were dunzo, but that might not be the case. According to sources close to to Britney, Jason was seen over at her place this past weekend and the supposedly-off couple was also spotted at an LA hotel together.

According to the source, they’re doing the “on/off” thing, which I’m sure we all know is probably totally (not) healthy for Spears, whose prone to acting all kinds of unstable. The source continued on to say,”Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life. He’s very protective of her.”

Damn. Britney’s come so far this past year. Her dad Jamie’s roll in her life has worked wonders. I hope that she’s able to kick the sometimes-boyfriend before things get really messy and sticks close to her pops.

It’s Real Romantic, Y’all!

They always say that the best relationships are the ones where you can really be yourself, so that’s why I gotta give Britney Spears and her man/agent Jason Trawick props. Look at them yesterday at Target. Britney (who’s boobies look a little fake to me here in these pictures, so let me know what you think about that in the comments, please) isn’t even wearing a bra and her weave is still kinda buck looking and yet she and that bro are holding each other’s hands, just enjoying their sunny Saturday. God, I hope that someday I meet a man I can let myself go with.

Everyone Calm Down! Britney’s Still Not Engaged!

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Contrary to the rumor, Britney Spears did NOT propose to her agent Jason Trawick, as was reported this week. People Magazine confirms that the two are definitely still together, and the rumors that Britney’s proposal freaked her man out to the point where he straight up left her ass in Australia are completely false.

Phew! We all remember how well it went last time Britney put a ring on someone. It resulted in a very heavy set man getting a huge chunk of her moolah and a horrible, failed reality show.

Also, am I the only one who thinks that this entire relationship is the brainchild of Mama and Papa Spears? While Britney’s still above-average as far as babes are concerned and rumored to be a real sweetheart in person, I can’t imagine why an agent would want anything to do with her romantically… or that his other clients are happy that he’s taking off to Australia to hang out with her instead of finding work for them. I’m just thinking that maybe, perhaps, most likely, this entire “relationship” is a set up.

Britney and Her Agent: Definitely Involved!

Britney Spears and Boyfriend Agent Jason Trawick Pictures Photos

We’ve been hearing rumors for awhile, and now we have even more confirmation that Britney and her agent, Jason Trawick, are an item.

“They are totally and definitely dating,” a source tells People. “Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that happened to her.”

Actually, I think her dad is the best thing that ever happened to her. Britney would never be in a position to have a healthy relationship (that her dad approves of!) if her father hadn’t stepped in a couple years ago and put a court-mandated end to this nonsense. He made a difficult choice, and gave up his own career in the process, but I think that man absolutely saved Britney Spears’ life. I know that if I were ever in the same situation (thank God I’m not!), my Daddy would do the same, and that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I only wish Lindsay Lohan had someone in her life with the presence of mind to do something similar for her.

Anyhoo, congrats to Britney on a happy relationship!

A New Love for Britney Spears???

Britney Spears and Boyfriend Jason Trawick Pictures Photos

Daddy Spears has been able to control most aspects of her life for the past year, but you didn’t really think he could control the romantic inclinations of Britney “Mah Pussy Is Hangin’ Out” Spears, now did he?

Word on the street is that Brit-Brit has an extra eye in the center of her ring, if you catch my drift.

She’s rumored to be hooking up with her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick, who’s the dude to her left in this photo.

Trawick, 37, a William Morris Agency rep, recently joined Spears for the first four shows of her Circus tour, but we have learned that the two recently have grown much closer away from the workplace.

Trawick declined to comment and referred our request to Spears rep, who has given no official comment on any extracurricular relationship. Trawick’s WMA assistant would only confirm that Trawick had been traveling with Spears on her Circus tour and is now back in L.A.

A Spears insider, meanwhile, insists that the singer and the agent strictly have a “close professional relationship” and that’s it, calling it “ridiculous” to suggest the pair is anything close to “romantic.”

But another well-placed source tells E! News that Trawick’s talent agency bosses are OK with his tight bond with his client and, in fact, “They joke about it.”

Jason’s had a role in Britney’s life forever, and rumors about them getting romantic started when the two vacationed together in Costa Rica last summer (we’ve got that photo here), and a few days later they were cuddling at Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday party at L.A.’s Petersen Automotive Museum.

Best yet, Papa Spears approves! Well, sort of. Says an insider: “Jason is one of the few people who Jamie Spears trusts.”
I think Papa Spears probably views this as the lesser of many, many, many evils.