Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, and January Jones are apparently all part of one big crazy super secret love triangle. This whole thing started at an Oscar party, where January Jones and Liam Hemsworth flirted and then allegedly left the party together, though honestly that doesn’t even look like him the car, but whatever. People started saying that he and Miley were done. Then they started saying that Mr. H was flirting with someone at the party but that it was Emma Watson. Then break-up rumors start happening. Miley and Mr. Hemsworth insist that they are still getting married. Then Miley’s stupid dad says on national TV that he’s not sure if their wedding will actually happen.
I am really, really hungry.
Anyway here are some new “reports” as brought to you by Entertainmentwise:
The couple sparked rumours of a fling after they were spotted leaving a party together in February and now, two months later, have been accused of contacting each other behind the back of the Hannah Montana star.
“Miley couldn’t believe it!” a source reportedly told the National Enqurier. “As if the embarrassment over Liam’s fling with January wasn’t bad enough, to find out that he’s still in touch with her is pretty much the nail in the coffin as far as their relationship is concerned.”
No way in hell any of this is true. No chance Liam Hemsworth ever texted January Jones. If he did, it went like this:
LIAM HEMSWORTH: hey
JANUARY JONES: Hi?
HEMSWORTH: sup ;)
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: liam, yo
HEMSWORTH: wait, who is this
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: i think i got the wrong # lol
If this rumors are true, however, I will be very entertained.
April 18, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
It makes me laugh when the ‘Fashion Police’ hate what I wear. I loved my whole look that night [at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards]. It was really fun. And I just like people looking at me like I was crazy.
(Photo of said outfit is above.)
I really love her for frame of mind. She goes on about fashion:
I think that fashion is an art. It’s a fun way to express yourself. … And I sort of like not pleasing people a bit. … I embrace it [being a style icon]. I love fashion so much, and I keep trying to push the envelope and keep doing things that are fun for me, different.
Ugh, the whole “fashion is an art” statement is so overdone. Can we retire that one?
She still wishes though that she hadn’t talked about the whole placenta eating thing.
Check out some of January Jones’ best (worst?) looks in our gallery.
April 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
January Jones certainly isn’t the first woman to ingest her own placenta after giving birth, but she is one of the few that was willing to talk about it after doing so. Turns out, she’s not so happy about having let you in on her little secret, after all.
“I should never have told anyone about that… But it’s not gross or witch-crafty. Nor am I putting it in a shake or eating it raw.”
“It’s a very civilized thing that can help women with depression or fatigue. I was never depressed or sad or down after the baby was born, so I’d highly suggest it to any pregnant woman.”
Alright, hands up – which of the ladies here who have had babies have done this or known anyone who has? It’s definitely not something I’m into, but I think that’s because we’re not really predisposed to doing so in the Western world. No shame in the placenta game, January!
March 28, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
AMC released these boneriffic portraits of Season 6′s main players on Mad Men‘s Facebook page. Sadly, as you can see, the Fat Betty we all were shocked to see but fell deeply in love with, is gone. The most interesting thing January Jones EVER DID was taken away from us.
Oh well, enjoy the rest!
Unfortunately, there are no professional season 6 portraits of Mr. Hamm’s Dong Draper…that we know of.
March 26, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
The cast – including January Jones, Christina Hendricks and the one who was married to Fred Armisen (oh yeah, Elisabeth Moss!) – came out in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to celebrate the new season and looked pretty great doing it, as well. Also, I haven’t watched Mad Men since the first season, but love the addition of the token black character. And yes, that’s sarcasm.
Check out a gallery from the premiere below and let us know in the comments: who looked best?
March 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been the subject of intense gossip lately. People were saying that Mr. Hemsworth was cheating on her, or at the very least, flirting with another woman at a certain pre-Oscar party.
Lainey Gossip tells us what’s up.
First, the original blind item:
He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else — a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.
They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.
Now the reveal:
Miley Cyrus stepped out with blue hair she calls platinum the other day after it was widely rumoured last week that fiancé Liam Hemsworth was cheating on her with January Jones. I’m not saying Liam isn’t…
But that story wasn’t sourced. That story originated because the paps were standing outside a party and shot them getting into a car together. That photo set was then sent to every tabloid. Needless to say, they Photo Assumptioned the rest. Which is totally not the same as, say, seeing Liam at a pre-Oscar party with all his attention focused on Emma Watson. For the entire night. If you had no idea, watching them together, watching him flirt with her, as his face would get closer and closer, and he seemed to find a reason to touch her somewhere — shoulder, hand, knee — as often as possible, you would never think there was a fiancée, and if there was, you wouldn’t want to be in that position.
The problem is the accuracy rate of Star Magazine and the Radar Online family. Because they get so much shit wrong, and photo assumption their stories so often, and celebrities are so good at lying to themselves, they wave it off…
When, really, they really, really shouldn’t.
It may or may not have gone down with January Jones but the way Liam was looking at Emma Watson, it’s only a matter a time. God, could we have expected any other outcome? He’s 23 to Miley’s 20. In Hollywood. A rising star. It’s almost endearingly naive, hersocial networking bravado about the resilience of love.
Britney was also 20 when she and Justin Timberlake ended their relationship.
I KNEW it was Emma Watson. The January Jones thing was too odd.
With detailed gossip like this I realize how weird celebrity is. I don’t even know these people. This would be a lot more interesting if this was all about my friends.