3Jon Hamm Put His Dong Away For The ‘Mad Men’ Season 6 Premiere

Looks like Jon Hamm managed to put his dong away for the Mad Men season 6 premiere, much to AMC’s delight (and the chagrin of ladies of the world).

The cast – including January Jones, Christina Hendricks and the one who was married to Fred Armisen (oh yeah, Elisabeth Moss!) – came out in Los Angeles on Wednesday night to celebrate the new season and looked pretty great doing it, as well. Also, I haven’t watched Mad Men since the first season, but love the addition of the token black character. And yes, that’s sarcasm.

Check out a gallery from the premiere below and let us know in the comments: who looked best?

March 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

4Miley Blind Item Revealed

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been the subject of intense gossip lately. People were saying that Mr. Hemsworth was cheating on her, or at the very least, flirting with another woman at a certain pre-Oscar party.

Lainey Gossip tells us what’s up.

First, the original blind item:

He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else — a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.

They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.

Now the reveal:

Miley Cyrus stepped out with blue hair she calls platinum the other day after it was widely rumoured last week that fiancé Liam Hemsworth was cheating on her with January Jones. I’m not saying Liam isn’t…

But that story wasn’t sourced. That story originated because the paps were standing outside a party and shot them getting into a car together. That photo set was then sent to every tabloid. Needless to say, they Photo Assumptioned the rest. Which is totally not the same as, say, seeing Liam at a pre-Oscar party with all his attention focused on Emma Watson. For the entire night. If you had no idea, watching them together, watching him flirt with her, as his face would get closer and closer, and he seemed to find a reason to touch her somewhere — shoulder, hand, knee — as often as possible, you would never think there was a fiancée, and if there was, you wouldn’t want to be in that position.

The problem is the accuracy rate of Star Magazine and the Radar Online family. Because they get so much shit wrong, and photo assumption their stories so often, and celebrities are so good at lying to themselves, they wave it off…

When, really, they really, really shouldn’t.

It may or may not have gone down with January Jones but the way Liam was looking at Emma Watson, it’s only a matter a time. God, could we have expected any other outcome? He’s 23 to Miley’s 20. In Hollywood. A rising star. It’s almost endearingly naive, hersocial networking bravado about the resilience of love.

Britney was also 20 when she and Justin Timberlake ended their relationship.

I KNEW it was Emma Watson. The January Jones thing was too odd.

With detailed gossip like this I realize how weird celebrity is. I don’t even know these people. This would be a lot more interesting if this was all about my friends.

March 5, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

21Liam Hemsworth Cheating On Miley with January Jones?

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are engaged but rumors abound that he cheated on her with January Jones. This was said to have happened at a pre-Oscar party. I heard this rumor as a blind item, and everyone assumed the woman in question was Emma Watson. Which makes more sense. Ms. Jones is 35 and on a show on AMC, and Mr. Hemsworth is 23 and does whatever Miley tells him. My point is that they’re not exactly in the same circles. Then this photo came out:

It’s allegedly the two of them leaving the party together. If you compare it to the photo above, it’s definitely Jones in that car, but I’m not totally convinced it’s Liam. And let’s say it is Liam. This isn’t proof of cheating. At all. Yeah, it doesn’t really make sense that they would leave together, but who knows? We do know, however, that Miley attended Elton John’s Oscar party alone the following night.

And, okay, well, there is this other thing. Last year Hemsworth was reported to be flirting at a Hollywood party with an unknown blonde. So I guess that’s not really helping him in this situation here.

This is what The Daily Mail says via their sources (and yes, The Daily Mail has failed to be accurate in times past, so like any celeb gossip, a big grain of salt should be added),

Liam was pictured arriving to the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood without Miley.

January Jones was also at the event, and apparently the actors were seen getting cosy when they thought others weren’t looking.

‘It looked like they had some hot chemistry. They were all over each other – and they even kissed!’ a source said.

So I don’t know. The one thing I am confident I can take away from this is that January Jones is beautiful.

What do you think?

February 27, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

5January Jones Is Too Important for Regular Parking Spots

I almost titled this story “January Jones Parks in Specially Designated Parking Spots Meant for People Who Have Trouble or Can’t Walk Because She Is Dumb And Also Very Inconsiderate,” but that sounded like a mouthful and that headline would probably be longer than the story itself. Which, if you couldn’t tell by now, is all about how January Jones parked in a handicap spot to pick up her dry cleaning.

Listen. I don’t care if there aren’t any other parking spots nearby. I don’t care if you’re just going to be in there for a minute. I don’t care if you stubbed your toe and it really hurts, or if you’re in a hurry, or if it’s not that big a deal, god. If you can walk, please take the time to acknowledge that there are other people who can’t, and that their needs are more important than your convenience.

I know it’s not the most important issue plaguing the world today, but it’s just irritating, you know? You know what else is irritating? How society crams it down your throat that you shouldn’t be such a fatty fat gross awful fat fatty, but when you try to find cute clothes to work out in, all you can find are pants in sizes small, extra small, and You’ll Never Fit Your Ass into These Ever. AND ANOTHER THING. You know how when ladies work out, they usually wear sports bras, but ladies who are super busty need special sports bras to contain all the extra stuff going on up there? Is there an ass equivalent to that? Like, is there something I can get to stop my ass from moving so much when I’m trying to move? I know I need to get some compression shorts (thanks, Sarah!), but is there like a special kind that can keep me contained? Because there’s a lot going on down there. Like, I have Kim Kardashian‘s proportions, only plus sized. It’s serious.

And that’s how you hijack your own story, friends. But man, that January Jones. What a bitch.

October 1, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily

2January Jones is Still Doing the Ginger Thing and Other Hot Blondes Who’ve Gone Red

Here I go again, saying nothing but mediocre things about the mediocre January Jones, whom about all of you know how I generally feel. Whee! January Jones! Red hair! It looks good on her! It’s way more striking than the washed-out blonde that she normally sports! Way to go!

But in addition to sharing my general excitement over January’s hair, I wanted to talk about some other blonde ladies who’ve gone red and who’ve also pulled it off, because come on. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. It’s not like January Jones is the first blonde woman to go ginger, and she certainly won’t be the last, nor will she be the one who’s done it best, OK?

A few more lovely ladies who’ve gone the red-haired route, and who’ve rocked it just as awesomely—if not better.

#5 – Blake Lively.

#4 – Scarett Johansson

#3 – Emma Stone.

#2- Amy Adams.

#1 – Christina Hendricks.

Who’s your favorite blonde-turned-red?

June 22, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah

0Love It or Leave It: January Jones is a Ginger

Look! January Jones did something worth noting! She’s a ginger now, guys! And you know what? It’s actually pretty nice on her. People has a better photo; one where you can actually see her features in contrast to her newly-red hair:

Cute, right? It almost makes her look unique, despite the fact that it doesn’t do much in the line of taking away her ever-present bitch-face. You’d think rocking a new, flattering look would be something that’d please Dame January, but hey. I guess if you’re not having anonymous babies and watching people hang on your every word there’s probably not all that much to smile about, is there?

Are you guys loving January’s hair? Because truly, I am.

June 18, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah