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January Jones Went As Betty Draper For Halloween

January Jones, how I love thee. You are maybe my favorite. I love you the way you love sharks. Why?

Well, it appears as though January Jones dressed as her Mad Men character, Betty Draper, for Halloween. The Daily Mail calls it “a cop out!” but I disagree; I think it’s brilliant. Wouldn’t you do the same, honestly? If you were playing a legendary TV character as your job and you had access to the character’s signature look, wouldn’t you do the same? It’s the best costume ever! After all, she looks just like her!

And look at how pissed off she is!

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The Best, Worst, and WTF Of Emmy Fashion

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Kelly Osbourne. From the front, this looked lovely. From the back, it looks like the dress is covered in fire ants and there’s nothing anybody can do about it. It belongs to the ants now.

2013 Emmy Awards have come and gone and a few people cared. This post is for you. Let’s take a look at the best, worst, and WTF of 2013 Emmy fashion. I know Lena Dunham’s outfit is bound to get a few people talking.

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January Jones Really Loves Sharks

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January Jones is advertising sharks or t-shirts something, all I can focus on whenever I listen to or watch January Jones is her unplaceable accent and her beautiful eyes. Good thing The Hollywood Reporter was paying attention. The video is, “A new public service announcement from Oceana, the largest international organization focused solely on ocean conservation.” Oh, okay, then it’s definitely not a Marc Jacobs shark ad, I was way off on that one.

“Healthy oceans need sharks,” Ms. Jones says, eyes as wide as moons. “But great whites are in danger of extinction. Please help before it’s too late.”

Yes, January, yes. I will buy your sharks.

…I think I need to watch this a few more times.

January Jones Wants You To Back Off

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January Jones is getting real sick of people asking her who her baby’s father is. I would be annoyed too. While she’s totally down for talking about placenta eating (which she admittedly now regrets making public), she’s never revealed the identity of the father and her son has her last name. But she doesn’t have to tell us who the father is because she doesn’t owe the public anything. Or, in her own words, from The New York Times via Celebrity Baby Scoop,

That’s my son’s business. It’s not the public’s business.

WORD. Uh but then she kinda ruined it a little by adding,

Jack Nicholson once told me: ‘You should never give your personal life away, otherwise people will pick you apart. They’ll never believe in your character.


Women should have lots of secrets. It’s our right to have secrets. Otherwise, what would we write in our memoirs?

Those last two comments really aren’t strong cases for her privacy and don’t do any favors for her image of being standoffish and elitist, but I’m on her side so I’ll let them slide.

By the way, the father is Jason Sudeikis:

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SOURCE: I have eyes.

Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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People Really Want To Believe That January Jones And Liam Hemsworth Are A Thing

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Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth, and January Jones are apparently all part of one big crazy super secret love triangle. This whole thing started at an Oscar party, where January Jones and Liam Hemsworth flirted and then allegedly left the party together, though honestly that doesn’t even look like him the car, but whatever. People started saying that he and Miley were done. Then they started saying that Mr. H was flirting with someone at the party but that it was Emma Watson. Then break-up rumors start happening. Miley and Mr. Hemsworth insist that they are still getting married. Then Miley’s stupid dad says on national TV that he’s not sure if their wedding will actually happen.

I am really, really hungry.

Anyway here are some new “reports” as brought to you by Entertainmentwise:

The couple sparked rumours of a fling after they were spotted leaving a party together in February and now, two months later, have been accused of contacting each other behind the back of the Hannah Montana star.

“Miley couldn’t believe it!” a source reportedly told the National Enqurier. “As if the embarrassment over Liam’s fling with January wasn’t bad enough, to find out that he’s still in touch with her is pretty much the nail in the coffin as far as their rela­tionship is concerned.”

No way in hell any of this is true. No chance Liam Hemsworth ever texted January Jones. If he did, it went like this:

JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: liam, yo
JONES: …who?
HEMSWORTH: wait, who is this
JONES: Who is this?
HEMSWORTH: i think i got the wrong # lol

If this rumors are true, however, I will be very entertained.

January Jones Likes That You Think She’s Crazy

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January Jones doesn’t care that you think she’s crazy…at least when it comes to her fashion choices. As told to The Washington Post:

It makes me laugh when the ‘Fashion Police’ hate what I wear. I loved my whole look that night [at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards]. It was really fun. And I just like people looking at me like I was crazy.

(Photo of said outfit is above.)

I really love her for frame of mind. She goes on about fashion:

I think that fashion is an art. It’s a fun way to express yourself. … And I sort of like not pleasing people a bit. … I embrace it [being a style icon]. I love fashion so much, and I keep trying to push the envelope and keep doing things that are fun for me, different.

Ugh, the whole “fashion is an art” statement is so overdone. Can we retire that one?

She still wishes though that she hadn’t talked about the whole placenta eating thing.

Reminder — Mad Men premieres this Sunday! Hopefully we’ll see Ms. Jones in some hate-worthy outfits. Because it’s only hate-worthy outfits that are worth anything at all.

Check out some of January Jones’ best (worst?) looks in our gallery.