The video speaks for itself. Loudly.
After watching, what have you learned, boys and girls?
1. Your computer is spying on you. The government is probably at your back door right now, installing fiber-optic cameras that will track your every move. Beware.
2. Anyone with fashion — and grooming sense — should, you know, take this very seriously. Because it’s coming from Janeane Garofalo, and she appears to be the pinnacle of proper grooming. That, and you’re a child molester if you like well-groomed, non-bushy, non-invasive nether regions.
3. Liberal government politics liberal politics you aren’t listening to me politics I’m liberal don’t you know a very staunch staunch liberal with a lot of government liberal political activism look at me politics blah blah blah.
Great lesson, huh?