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Quotables — James Deen

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“I worked at Starbucks for two years. [Sarcastically] I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I am really good at putting trash bags in trash cans. Like, really good. I was showing off, was pretty much what that was.”

– James Deen in an interview with Vanity Fair, on being seen on the set of The Canyons making sure all the garbage bags were correctly situated in their bins.

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘The Canyons’ Has a Trailer And It’s Awful

Who here is excited to see Lindsay Lohan and James Deen‘s cinematic masterpiece, The Canyons? Come on, don’t be shy, raise those hands! No one? Huh. Odd.

This is apparently a revenge thriller and shout out to IFC Films for a) taking this piece of shit on and b) doing their damndest to make it seem ~artistic~ despite its lead stars being a porn actor and a drug-addled mess. They’ve done such a good job into hoodwinking people into thinking this could actually be the case that they’re having the premiere at Lincoln Center! The world is a funny place.

What do you think of the trailer? Will you see this mess?

WHAT? Lohan’s Trashy “The Canyons” To Premiere At The Esteemed Lincoln Center

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Lindsay Lohan and James Deen‘s much talked about The Canyons is finally going to premiere. And the world premiere for this trashy automatic B movie will be at the esteemed Lincoln Center, Manhattan. Here are some things that are held at Lincoln Center:

– New York City Ballet
– The Metropolitan Opera
– The New York Philharmonic Orchestra

And now we can add The Canyons, premiering July 29. I really want to go, lord help me. But there will be other opportunities for me to see this masterpiece. From Newsday:

IFC Films will release “The Canyons” theatrically Aug. 2 in Toronto and at the IFC Center in Greenwich Village, expanding to Los Angeles and other cites the following week. It will also be available on video-on-demand on Aug. 2.

We’re all gonna be okay.