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James Caviezel Involved in Motorcycle Crash

James Caviezel was in a motorcycle accident outside of Leavenworth, Washington yesterday when a pedestrian whack-a-doo threw a bicycle in the path of his speeding Harley Davidson. The Washington State Patrol says the actor was wearing a helmet and suffered minor injuries when he crashed, but that the injuries easily “could have been a lot worse.”

No one knows why the man threw the bicycle at Caveziel, but police speculate he may be suffering from some form of mental illness. (Gee. Ya think?)

This is why you should never, ever put off doing anything (like sky or scuba diving, bungee jumping, or staying at the Jakarta Sheraton) because it’s too dangerous. What’s dangerous is going about the mundane business of living every day life, just so some nutfuck can throw his Schwinn in the street and rob you of the next 40 years of your life.