21Druuuuuuunk

The train wreck that rivals the Old 97 (look it up) Lindsay Lohan, partied with Jade Jagger at London fashion week. That’s her and Jade Jagger above, doing their best impressions of a palsy inducing blood alcohol level. Or maybe they’re just “smizing” too hard, I don’t know.

At first glance it might seem like an odd pairing, but the two really have a lot in common. For example, they both look like they are 38. Also, Jagger has successfully done hew own line of accessories while Lohan has successfully done her own line of cocaine.

February 20, 2010 at 1:39 pm by Kelly

3London Still Loves Kate Moss

Everyone who’s anyone in London showed up on Tuesday night for the launch of the Christmas line of Kate Moss’s Topshop line.

It’s like the more heroin this girl injects, the more people want to buy things from her. No wonder she doesn’t want to quit.

Celebs who showed up include Simon Cowell, Jade Jagger, Elle Macpherson, Lily Allen, Naomi Campbell, and Sophie Dahl.

October 16, 2007 at 10:59 pm by Evil Beet