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Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is Totally Preggo

Ivanka Trump announced on her Twitter page yeserday that she and her husband are expecting their first child, not to mention making The Donald a first-time grand dad.  I couldn’t care less about The Apprentice these days (although the first three seasons killed it), but I loved Ivanka back in her teen modeling days. I remember reading an interview with her in Seventeen and even after I’d finished it, despite the fact that I still really had no idea who she was or why she was famous, I was totally captivated by her.

She and that one cute boyboy (Jared Kushner, owner of the New York Observer, don’t be so disrespectful, Molls) she married are probs gonna have some good lookin’ kidlets.

Just Married!

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They just got engaged in July after Ivanka’s conversion to Judaism, and now Ivanka Trump is the proud and happy wife of Jared Kushner.

Trump married her super-rich guy (he owns the New York Observer) Sunday at Trump National Golf Club in New Jersey.  As an aside, I was reading up on the Kushner family this morning.  The groom’s father, Charles, was released from jail in August 2006 after serving less than two years for tax evasion and intimidating witnesses.  One of those FBI witnesses was his sister’s husband.  Charles hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law.  He videotaped the whole event and sent the tape to his sister.  Nice. Guy.

Anyway, the fete was your basic low-key  Trump affair with a Vera Wang dress, 500 guests, Regis Philbin singing and though it hasn’t been reported as such, let’s assume Ivana was there with a 24 year old on her arm.  Good luck, kids!  Hope you both signed a serious prenup.

Welcome to the Tribe, Ivanka!

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Ivanka Trump is officially a dirty Jew. She converted to the religion in order for boy-toy Jared Kushner’s family to allow them to get engaged.

“Jared is my best friend for many reasons,” the heiress said. “I’ve allowed him to see who I truly am and he still loves me. I don’t feel like I have any defensive walls built up around me … He’s a bit of a hero of mine. His ability to remain focused – he lacks an anxiety that’s natural for someone his age handed so much responsibility.”

You can kinda-sorta get a look at Ivanka’s bling in these photos from the Whitney Museum’s party on Friday, and then I stole this close-up from People. Um … not too shabby, ‘vanks! MAZEL TOV! Now that you’re Jewish, how’s about a little Tzedakah? I’ll settle for 10% of your net wealth. It’ll please our God, I promise. And I’ve been negotiating with him for a lot longer than you.

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