Here’s the truth of the matter: the video is NSFW. It’s NSFW for floppy penisisms. All over the place. And I don’t even know why. Want to know how old Iggy Pop is? I did. Especially after I watched this video, because Iggy Pop is going to be sixty-five years old in a few weeks, and I wanted to know exactly how old of a penis I was peeping.
Guys. It’s, for sure, the oldest penis I’ve ever seen. And honestly? It looks like most penises I’ve seen. Age apparently does nothing to the shaft of a dong. (Can I say ‘dong’? It’s really no worse than penis, at any rate.) Balls, now, I’m not quite sure. See, Iggy did us the justice of only showing the top half of his manhood – and his saggy ass, which I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without having experienced this – but no bags, thank God. I mean, it’s not as if I’d want to see this guy’s package even in his heyday, back when he looked like this, anyway:
The video is an excerpt from a show that Iggy did in Paris back in the day:
[Video director] Tim Pope describes watching the film footage with Iggy:
“I was the first person to watch an Iggy show with Iggy. He resembled a pert bird with tiny specs perched on his nose and wearing a japanese, blue dressing-gown. He asked me if he had taken his clothes off in the show. He had forgotten. I told him he did and he looked (I thought) a little genuinely embarrassed about being bare-arsed.”
Anyway. The video. It’s not safe for work, for small children, for older children, or for anyone who might question your sanity because you’re looking at a clip of Iggy Pop’s over-animated trousersnake. Enjoy it, OK?
March 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Iggy Pop performs at London’s Get Loaded in the Park festival.
August 24, 2008 at 10:00 pm by Evil Beet
Madonna was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in NYC on Monday night.
She posed on the red carpet with Justin Timberlake and, inexplicably, Iggy Pop, who, like, needs to wear a shirt. I have no idea which of the voices in his head implored him to go topless in front of the cameras, but you know Madge is just sitting there like “Dude, my stomach puts yours to shame. But people will run my picture even with my clothes on. That’s where we differ, you famewhoring nobody.”