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Ice-T And Coco Are Fighting on Twitter :(

A photo of Coco and Ice-T

Yes, this is one of those occasions where a frowny face in the headline is completely called for. Ice-T and Coco have the purest love, a perfect love, and they’re never supposed to fight. Not ever.

But then some photos of Coco and some other dude showed up on Media Take Out. And they looked like this:

A photo of Coco

And also this:

A photo of Coco

This guy is a rapper called AP 9. He is also not Ice-T.

So Ice-T hopped on Twitter, and he said things like this:

Coco’s in Vegas. She has given me her explanation of the pics on the net from her first weeks out there with some dude. She said he knew someone in the crew from our show and would pop up where ever they would go. He also said he knew me. I don’t know dude.

Regardless… They would take Posed pics every time. Most of them disrespectful and in bad taste. She’s made me look… And feel like shit.

I say this on Twitter because there’s no way to avoid the obvious misconduct of a married couple. That’s it. Any more questions ask @Cocosworld

Don’t get it twisted… I’m not happy about this shit.

And then a few hours ago, Coco got on her own Twitter and said this:

Ice is right,the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened

I feel so sad,the bottom line is I love Ice & I can understand why he’s upset theres no excuse for my actions.I’m so sorry baby & to evryone

Ice-T then deleted his tweets, saying “I said my part. No need to promote the situation.”

Yeah, I get it.  If my boyfriend went to Vegas and then I saw some pictures online of him snuggled up to some girl like this, I would probably also tweet about it.  I wouldn’t be happy about that shit either. I see where Ice is coming from. It’s kind of like that movie Take This Waltz that I saw a couple of days ago and have been trying to figure out how to work into a conversation since: after a certain point, it’s just mad disrespectful.

All that said, I don’t think Coco is or has cheated on Ice-T. So there’s still something to believe in.

Ice-T And Coco Are Trying to Have A Baby!

A photo of Coco and Ice-T

And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love.  Or did you not know that?

Let’s listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating:

“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the source said, but she’s convinced Ice-T, 53, that it would draw more eyeballs to their show on E!

“Besides that, Coco has reminded Ice that her booty – the part of her body that he loves most – would get even bigger while she’s pregnant,” the insider revealed. “Ice wasn’t sure if he wanted to have another kid, but he real­izes Coco’s maternal instincts are kicking in,” said the source, “and if it can get ratings for their show at the same time, it’s a no-brainer!”

What a charmer Ice-T is!  I think it’ll be really touching for that child to know one day that he came into this world as a ratings ploy, don’t you?  Oh, how I rejoice for the future youth of our country!

Listen to Ice-T and Coco School You on Marriage

A photo of Ice-T and Coco

Or, more specifically, listen to Ice-T and Coco school you on sexy marriage. These guys have been together since 2005, and, as you can see in the picture above, they just renewed their wedding vows, so I think you can trust what they have to say.

Here’s a little segment from their recent interview with Vibe:

But really now, how can I have a marriage that comes with a sex circus of a love life?
Ice T: Marry somebody that turns you the fuck on.

Coco: Don’t think that you’re going to turn them into some sexual demon when you get married. They have to already be the sexual demon beforehand.

Ice T: But wait for your ultimate sexual partner, try that one. That’s a good start. If you start with that and keep that alive, hopefully the person isn’t an idiot and shit doesn’t go wrong. One of the things that help messes up a sex life is just basic stress in the relationship though. If you have a stressful relationship there‘s not going to be sex.

Duly noted. People think you have to try all these crazy things after some years in marriage just to keep it exciting or is it all mental games?

Ice T: You do. That’s part of the fun… trying things out.

Coco: Trying things out. And you don’t have to do it a second time. You just try it once to see if you two connect on that same level. And if it does, your sex life just becomes spicier.

Ice T: It takes you to another level. Trying new things. There’s nothing wrong with it.

I just love these guys.  I’m not married or anything, but I hope those of you who are can learn something from these wise souls. There’s no reason why you can’t have a sex circus of a love life, ok?!

Love It or Leave It: Ice-T, Honey …

A photo of Ice T

Ice-T, I love you.  You know I love you.  You just have to go through my DVDs and find all my seasons of Law and Order: SVU to see that.  But because I love you, sometimes I have to tell you the hard truth.  And this time, the truth is that you need to stop it.  You need to put down your phone, get off the Twitter, and just take a step back.

You know who else TwitPics topless pictures of themselves, Ice-T? Courtney Love.  And do we want to be like Courtney Love?  The answer is no, we most certainly do not.  So what I need you to do for me right now, Ice, is I need you to pray about it.  Keep working out, keep being proud, that’s great, that’s you, but just pray about it a little more the next time you feel like you have to post this kind of thing for the whole internet to see.  Because honey, and there’s no disrespect here, but you really don’t have to do that.

With my utmost love and respect,


P.S.  The next time you see Richard Belzer, please tell him that I still have that weird crush on him and that maybe it’d be ok if he were to take over your TwitPic duties.  Thanks!

Ice-T Picked A Dumb Day to Get Arrested

Amidst the madness of Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail Day, a poor, poor rapper-turned-TV star got arrested, and no one cared. But as the dust settles around the bullshit, other celebrity news is slowly becoming relevant and/or hilarious, and Ice-T’s saga is one of those stories.

Yeah, Ice-T got arrested yesterday for driving without a seatbelt.  He was taken into custody, but he was released shortly afterwards, and he did what Lindsay cannot do:  he tweeted about it:

Some punk bitch rookie cop named Fisher #10026 Made the arrest of his bullshit career today. Arresting the Notorious Ice T for no seatbelt..

Out in 20 min. Come on son!

He said “I know who you are and I don’t give a fuck!” That was right after I called him a punk bitch..

Ok, I admittedly don’t know a ton about hip hop, but I’m pretty sure there’s only one Notorious rapper, Ice-T, so you can go ahead and stop that noise right this second.  Also, how hilarious is it that the guy that did “Cop Killer” plays a cop on television, and that he got arrested for such a lame reason? It’s like funny, twice removed.

And While We’re Talking About Women Who Embrace Their Sexuality …

Ice-T and Coco at JM Magazine Launch Party at La Pomme Pictures Photos

Have I mentioned how much I love Coco? Love her, love her, love her. I love how she seems to have a rock solid relationship with Ice-T, and how he’s totally okay with her running around public events wearing what basically amounts to a washcloth and heels. Because that’s what she does, and he gets it, and at the end of the day she’s going home with him. I don’t know why but I just have this sense that they have a really true-love relationship, and I just adore how she never quits rocking those curves.

Coco and Ice-T attended the JM magazine launch party in NYC last night.