Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner’s Ho?

Kendra Wilkinson posted a picture of her very pregnant self on her blog.  Why do people insist on torturing their animals by putting them in Santa apparel?  In human terms, I guess...

Hef Can’t Tell His Sluts Apart

Hugh Hefner is old and starting to sound really old.  He admitted at a recent Playmate of the Year part that was held at the manse, that he can’t keep his twins straight. Karissa and...

Quotables

“The notion that I would want her back as a girlfriend is bizarre. I am now in one of the best relationships in memory with Crystal Harris and the twins. I’m not going to screw...

Hef’s Selling the House Next Door

Well, THIS is interesting. Hugh Hefner’s wife — yes, wife; the couple split in ’99 but did not divorce — Kim Hefner, has been living in the gigantic house next-door...

Rejected By Love

2008 Playmate Of The Year Jayde Nicole has started a cancer charity, Lengths of Love, where playmates donate their hair in an effort to raise cancer awareness.  What the hell was wrong...

Hef’s New Girls: The Mardi Gras Pics!

My Fave. Z-lister. Evah, Ranae Shrider, attended the Mardi Gras party at the Playboy mansion, and posted a bunch of pics of Hef with his new girlfriends on her Facebook page. Man, the twins...

Everybody Hurts

You see those downcast eyes? Despite being surrounded by his favorite food – silicone injected blonde – Hugh Hefner is crying on the inside.  I bet he could use a dose of...