Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hugh Hefner

Oh Hef, WHY?

No, friends, fear not – Hugh Hefner (that is him up there, you know) is not dead. He’s worse. He’s planking. And you all know how I feel about planking. Reports say that...

I’m Scared for Hef, You Guys

What’s this we have here? Oh, just an elderly millionaire responsible for one of the most successful publications of all time riding around on a scooter at Disneyland with his...

This is Actually a Really Great Idea

True love?  Is totally blind, deaf and dumb in addition to being eighty-four years old. Hugh Hefner, who’s most known for his girlfriends-who-could-be-grandkids, is marrying his...

Crystal Harris is Cheating on Hef?!

Life & Style is reporting the Hugh Hefner’s fiancée Crystal Harris was seen cozying up to Dr. Phil’s son last night at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The two sat closely and...

Crystal Harris – The Newest Mrs. Hugh...

Hey, so have you heard the good news? Boyfriend Hugh Hefner is going to be a doting, loving husband once more. His latest girl-toy? Model/singer and Playmate, Crystal Harris. Crystal, if...

Does The Playboy Mansion Interest You?

Sunday afternoon my friend Deanna Brooks invited me to hang out with her at the Playboy Mansion. Deanna was a Miss May 1998, and after being around the Mansion for over a decade (yes, a...