47Holly Madison Says She and Hef Are Trying for a Baby

2008 is the year to do it!

It’s baby year!

Never one to buck a trend, Holly Madison says she and Hef are trying for a baby.

“There has been lots of trying — lots of trying!” she told Usmagazine.com at Playboy’s Ninth Annual Super Saturday Night bash in Arizona.

Does she mean by having sex? I can’t imagine Hef has a single usable sperm at this point. I can just picture his little swimmers, wearing bathrobes, smoking pipes and sauntering up Holly’s vaginal canal, pausing every now and again to nap.

Hopefully he froze a bunch of them a long time ago.

February 4, 2008 at 1:23 pm by Evil Beet

37Quotables

“To be perfectly frank, I have unexpectedly fallen in love. It is the relationship with Holly that will probably last forever. The others will last for as long as they want it to last before going on with their careers and lives.”

Hugh Hefner to the AP.

Score one for Holly Madison.

You know she can’t wait until Bridget and Kendra get out of the picture and she gets to have that Hefner baby.

January 31, 2008 at 3:51 pm by Evil Beet

5What The Hell Happened at Hyde Last Night?

Some really interesting pictures coming out of the WhiteTrash Charms Playboy Jewelry Launch Party at Hyde last night. Kelly Osborne hosted the event, and basically looked like a drag queen doing her very best Kelly Osbourne. Those extensions look ridiculous on her. Also, she was making out with Kim Stewart on the dance floor.

Hef and Holly were there, and Hef couldn’t keep his hands off Holly’s belly. He never touches her like that. She also looks like she’s put on a couple pounds — could Holly finally be pregnant with Hef’s fat paycheck little baby?

Also, for some strange reason, Blake Lewis was there. And it doesn’t look like he changed after AmIdol wrapped their taping. Isn’t this the outfit he was wearing on the show last night?

Oh, and Melissa Rivers was there, looking man-ish as ever, as well as newly minuted PMOY Sara Jean Underwood, looking adorable for someone who, as our commentors noticed, doesn’t have a vagina.

May 16, 2007 at 9:45 am by Evil Beet

0Oh Captain, My Captain

Hey! Someone knock that old guy over so I can bang the hooker.

What’s that? It’s Hef? Oh, man, sorry Hef – I thought you had passed away (I mean that in a totally supportive manner).

April 15, 2007 at 7:13 pm by Spiteful Lars

5Hugh Does It Dirty

February 26, 2007 at 9:29 am by Spiteful Lars

1Late-Night Links

Those folks who took over Paris Hilton’s storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris smoking a tampon. [Gawker]

Rose McGowan’s looking a little ragged these days. [popbytes]

Jen Aniston’s rep is just plain tired of lying. He admits his client had a nose job this weekend. [The Superficial]

Singer Brandy was the cause of a disturbing Los Angeles wreck. No, not Moesha. [Bossip]

Look, I tried, but I can’t beat Seth and Mark on this, so I’m just going to steal their headline: ABC Sends Isaiah Washington to Gayhab. [Defamer]

Clearly the most effective way to get your estranged wife to seek help for her drinking problem is to whine about it to Star magazine. Right, K-Fed? [IBBB]

Hugh Hefner takes time out of his busy day to call Kelly Osbourne ugly. [Agent Bedhead]

January 24, 2007 at 11:09 pm by Evil Beet