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Honey Boo Boo’s parents Mama June and Sugar Bear have split!

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Nooooo! How could this be happening?! Honey Boo Boo‘s parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear, have split! They really seemed to love each other and were living the hillbilly dream… so what could have gone wrong? Well, Sugar Bear is a cheating bastard who has been posting ads on dating websites to find women!!

From TMZ:

We’re told Mama June has repeatedly caught Sugar Bear trolling on online dating sites. One of them is plentyoffish.com, in which Sugar Bear — with the handle Georgiafighter31054 — says “i love to hunt fish and ride 4wheelers and have a good time.  i luve muddy Boggs and love to ride in the mudd.”

Mama June has stopped wearing her wedding ring (technically the couple was never married, but they did have a commitment ceremony).

Our sources say Mama June plans on taking the kids and moving out — once the latest round of filming “Here Comes Boo Boo” is done … so she can be closer to her relatives.  She hasn’t fully decided on the move.

We’re told the producers of the show are scrambling to try and figure out what’s next.

June and Sugar Bear tell TMZ, “Sugar Bear and I have decided to take some time apart to figure out some things in our relationship.  We are taking things day by day but regardless of what happens the girls will always be our #1 priority.  We want to thank ya’ll for your support.”

First of all, what the fuck, Sugar Bear? Not feeling that shit. Also, way to go, Mama June. At least SOMEBODY has some self-respect here. She could teach Selena Gomez a few lessons, I’d say.

I love these as a family, but hell to the no on Sugar Bear trolling the dating sites. What, because he’s got a TLC show now, he thinks he’s hot shit? BZZZ, WRONG. I’m so glad June didn’t stay with him out of fear of messing up the show or whatever. Give her all the shit you want, but she’s repeatedly proven how awesome she is (see: how she’s invested the show money for the kids, etc.).

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Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June “Shocked” By 100lb Weight Loss

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Don’t even get me started defending Honey Boo Boo or that whole family, because I will not stop until everyone who talks shit about this family shuts the hell up and realises their own ignorance. What many see as an obese redneck family with no class or sophistication is actually a really loving clan led by the incredibly intelligent and down-to-earth Mama June who is smart enough to have put the money from their TLC reality series away for her kids’ future instead of squandering it on some real bullshit. The show doesn’t have to be your cup of tea – I don’t take particular joy in watching them throw spaghetti strands at the wall or having fart contests – but I certainly don’t feel the need to put them down.

Anyhoo, Mama June – often criticised for her appearance, as happens – has dropped over 100lbs over the past couple of years without doing much besides becoming more active and changing her eating habits a bit. Here’s what she had to say to Access Hollywood (via DS):

“When I got on the scale, I was very, very shocked. I used to weigh close to 400lbs.

“Do I feel better? Yes, in a way I [do]. I’m more happy with myself. I try to tell people, be happy with you [no] matter what people say.”

Get it, Mama June! She also said she gets a lot of attention from men now, since many like “thick girls”. LOL. Don’t worry, she’ll never cheat on Sugar bear.

Check out Mama June’s tips for what to do with ketchup and cheese balls below:

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Introduces Scratch-And-Sniff TV

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Hey who feels like vomiting today? Great, I have just the thing! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo premieres tonight with a special twist: scratch-and-sniff TV! The TLC nightmare put scratch-and-sniff cards in People and Us Weekly. And there’s a special method to this madness. From Business Week:

According to TLC, it works like this: When the show flashes numbers onscreen during the episode, viewers will be instructed to smell a correspondingly numbered card. [...] if you scratch the right one during the right scene…you’ll feel like you’re experiencing a fart.

And that’s exactly what I want from my television viewing experience.

While this dastardly show isn’t the first to use Smell-O-Vision, it’s the first show in decades to do it, and the first reality show. Why couldn’t they have done this for Cupcake Wars or Top Chef?

Who would watch and do this? SHOW YOURSELF!