Have you seen Hilary Duff lately? Like really seen Hilary Duff? Because, guys, somewhere between getting hitched and probably losing her virginity, girlfriend got really hot.
I was never a Lizzie McGuire fan (I was more into Evil Dead, Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things, and Hellraiser), but I always had an outstanding opinion on her … looks. Truth be told? I thought she looked like Mr. Ed’s slam pig. A fucking horse with bugged-out eyes and lank hair. End of story.
However, today? Hilary has emerged, in my eyes, as smoking hot and sophisticated, and though I wouldn’t have batted an eye at her, say, five or seven years ago, I’d bat a little more at her these days. Like, my entire vagina.
What say you guys?
January 14, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah
Hilary Duff is guest starring on an upcoming episode of Community (never seen it, but I loooooove Donald Glover’s rapz), and like every time an actress with a reputation for being sweet does a guest part on a show, she’s playing the bitch. C’mon. It’s so true. I can already hear her explaining the part on a giggly Leno interview: “It’s fun playing the mean girl because that’s so not me. It was a real challenge! It was so hard to look at those actresses and say those things because I like them so much!”
Anyway, here’s a sneak preview of Hilary on the show. I can’t tell if she sucks at acting or if I’m just really tired of this high school lady bully character.
One thing that did make me laugh? This line: “Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?”
October 31, 2010 at 1:24 pm by Molls
Mom’s will never stop embarrassing you. Even when they’re trying to protect you, they can be so embarrassing that you just want to curl up and die. Long after you’ve matured past whatever it was that made you hate your parents when you are a teenager, when you least expect it, some crazy side of them that you haven’t seen since you were in high school will come out and all of a sudden you’ll find yourself back in that place where you’re saying, “God, you are so humiliating, mom. How do you even live with yourself?”
And that’s all I could think about as I watched Haylie Duff witnessing her mother lose her shit on some paparazzi who were trying to get a shot of the actress on her birthday. And like, this is what the mom does for Haylie, the less desirable child. I bet she’d draw blood for Hilary.
October 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm by Molls
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Jennifer Lopez on a bad day without her customary ass pads?
Nope. It’s just Hilary Duff, taking a morning stroll after an exercise class.
August 30, 2010 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Photos via D-Listed
Just like we promised, Hilary Duff got married last night. From what I can tell from looking at the pictures, it looks like a lovely, reasonably small event, which is what Hilary wanted.
I was thinking about making a joke out of one of Hilary Duff’s song titles or something, but I just don’t have the heart. It looks like she had a nice wedding, so good for her. Also, who even knows Hilary Duff’s music? That would have just been ridiculous of me.
August 15, 2010 at 12:16 pm by Emily
Our little girl is all grown up, you guys! Hilary Duff is totally marrying that hockey player dude Mike Comrie this weekend in Santa Barbara. And it’s going to be a mad classy affair, too. The couple chose the San Ysidro Ranch, which was the honeymoon spot of John and Jackie. Historic for days.
If you barely remembered that Lizzie McGuire is even engaged, then check out these photos of Mike presenting her with a one mili dollar diamond ring in Hawaii last year.
Also, do you guys think Lalaine is going to the wedding? Hope so.