Hilary Duff is guest starring on an upcoming episode of Community (never seen it, but I loooooove Donald Glover’s rapz), and like every time an actress with a reputation for being sweet does a guest part on a show, she’s playing the bitch. C’mon. It’s so true. I can already hear her explaining the part on a giggly Leno interview: “It’s fun playing the mean girl because that’s so not me. It was a real challenge! It was so hard to look at those actresses and say those things because I like them so much!”
Anyway, here’s a sneak preview of Hilary on the show. I can’t tell if she sucks at acting or if I’m just really tired of this high school lady bully character.
One thing that did make me laugh? This line: “Why name your daughter Megan? Are you stocking up for a bitch shortage?”
Mom’s will never stop embarrassing you. Even when they’re trying to protect you, they can be so embarrassing that you just want to curl up and die. Long after you’ve matured past whatever it was that made you hate your parents when you are a teenager, when you least expect it, some crazy side of them that you haven’t seen since you were in high school will come out and all of a sudden you’ll find yourself back in that place where you’re saying, “God, you are so humiliating, mom. How do you even live with yourself?”
And that’s all I could think about as I watched Haylie Duff witnessing her mother lose her shit on some paparazzi who were trying to get a shot of the actress on her birthday. And like, this is what the mom does for Haylie, the less desirable child. I bet she’d draw blood for Hilary.
Just like we promised, Hilary Duff got married last night. From what I can tell from looking at the pictures, it looks like a lovely, reasonably small event, which is what Hilary wanted.
I was thinking about making a joke out of one of Hilary Duff’s song titles or something, but I just don’t have the heart. It looks like she had a nice wedding, so good for her. Also, who even knows Hilary Duff’s music? That would have just been ridiculous of me.
Our little girl is all grown up, you guys! Hilary Duff is totally marrying that hockey player dude Mike Comrie this weekend in Santa Barbara. And it’s going to be a mad classy affair, too. The couple chose the San Ysidro Ranch, which was the honeymoon spot of John and Jackie. Historic for days.
If you barely remembered that Lizzie McGuire is even engaged, then check out these photos of Mike presenting her with a one mili dollar diamond ring in Hawaii last year.
Also, do you guys think Lalaine is going to the wedding? Hope so.
Hilary Duff had to wait it out while her fiance, Mike Comrie, was 20 minutes late to scoop her up from the Edmonton International Airport this morning. She tried to hide behind a wall, but she was spotted by some young fans and agreed to post for pictures. Do you think maybe it was that huge-ass rock on her finger that gave her away? Despite his tardiness, Hilary seems thrilled to finally be with Mike once he arrives. These two are a cute couple. If she was a little older and he wasn’t a professional athlete, I’d say it might last.
Celebrities can complain all they’d like about constantly being documented by the paparazzi, but they have to admit that it must be pretty nice to have certain moments caught shot-by-shot while their not even paying attention. Yesterday some photogs in Hawaii happened to be there while Hilary Duff’s boyfriend, Mike Comrie was proposing to her. The whole scene looked so perfect that it may as well have been ripped out of one of those horrible romantic comedies Hil has been making ever since she stopped being a teenager. Congrats to the happy couple!