Do you guys remember earlier in February when we talked about the good possibility that Lindsay Lohan was dating Dennis Hopper’s son, Henry? Here’s an excerpt from the post, if not:
Meet 21-year-old Henry Hopper. He just finished shooting a movie called Tar. He is French Stewart’s stepson. And! He is Dennis Hopper‘s son. I know!
Unfortunately, Lindsay claims there is no truth to the rumor they are an item. Furthermore, she would prefer that I not re-report that a liquor store clerk TOTALLY saw her kissing Henry Hopper.
So, OK. It sounded like the rumors were pretty founded, if you ask me, especially considering the fact that people TOTALLY saw her kissing Henry Hopper. Because generally, if people are caught in public, KISSING, there’s definitely more to it. Just ask Kristen Stewart, you know?
Anyway, TMZ has reported that the mother of a sixteen-year-old girl in California has come forward and accused Henry Hopper of rape. From TMZ:
According to the legal papers, the girl — identified in the lawsuit as Jan Doe — claims the two began to communicate on Facebook … and in the months that followed, Hopper invited her to his home in Venice, CA on multiple occasions with the promise of drugs and alcohol.
In the suit, Doe claims Hopper would wait until she was intoxicated … and “engaged in sexually offensive conduct with her” … including sexual intercourse, forced oral copulation and sodomy.
It’s unclear if Doe ever reported the allegations to police.
In the suit, Doe’s lawyer claims the actor “preyed upon a young impressionable child, suggesting that he cared for her, luring her into his home with promises of alcohol and illegal drugs, and then repeatedly taking advantage of her youth an vulnerability.”
Well jeez. Sodomy. Isn’t that still, like, illegal in some states in the US? Well no, not anymore. But the latest repeal of the anti-anal sex law was in 2003—in Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, and Virginia, I believe. Up until 2003, poop chute sex (oh dear advertisers, can I say that?) was illegal.
But that’s not why we’ve gathered here to ogle. No, it’s because someone who used to have sex with Lindsay Lohan went crazy and possibly raped a teenager. There might be no two worse things you can do in this life than 1) have sex with Lindsay Lohan and/or 2) rape someone. Yikes. GTFO, Henry Hopper, you douche.