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Heather Locklear

Let’s Hope She Only Signed a Short-Term Lease

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It’s official:  The bitch is back.  Heather Locklear is returning to the saddest little neighborhood around, Melrose Place, to see if she can yet again save this sinking ship.

The first time MP was on the air there was no plot line,  it had horrible actors and was at the bottom of the ratings — wow, this new version really is a remake in the truest sense.  Heather Locklear came on board and saved the show; it ran for seven years.  Now, she’s coming back.

I’m sure after that nuclear disaster of a premiere, the producers knew that only Amanda Woodward could save the day.  Here are my questions:  Will Amanda’s glorified belts — the wardrobe people called them “skirts”, but I debate that classification — be as short as they were in the ’90s?  Will this show make it to the end of season 1?  And, just how much money do you think they had to throw at Heather Locklear to get her back on this show?

Lookin’ Good, Heather!

Heather Locklear and James Wagner Pictures Photos

Public appearances by Heather Locklear have been exceedingly rare since she was arrested on DUI last year, but she showed up at with her boyfriend, James Wagner, to the opening of Reality Check in LA yesterday, hosted by Carole Bayer Sager And Mergie Perenchio.

I swear, this woman does not age! For all she’s been through, she still look about 28 years old. STUNNING!