It’s a super-slow news day, but luckily for us, Hailey Glassman is here to redeem it. InTouch has a bunch more fun photos of Hailey getting stoned and drunk and sloppy. And The Superficial has a fantastic quote from one of her old college pals (wait, is she even done with college yet?):

We lived in Bordner 200 in McNutt during freshmen year at IU. Over winter break the first year she lost 20 pounds.When girls on the floor asked for her secret she said two word…”coke diet!” I also talked with her after sophomore spring break in Acapulco and she told some crazy stories involving her and a certain varsity athletic team.

When push came to shove….she spent all week hosting several football players in her room including then qb Blake Powers. The room was definitely not the only thing she provided (I heard about definite tag team action)… all on daddy’s credit card of course.

The girl started out sweet but got consumed with the drugs, those kids better watch out before there daddy gets addicted to nose candy.

Man, thank goodness for Hailey Glassman. This whole J&K saga was dying down, everyone was staying out of the spotlight, and I was bored. Then comes Hailey and her weed pipe to save the day! I’m so grateful for her. I’m also really, really grateful I went to college in the days before everyone had a digital camera.

For someone who said he didn’t want fame, a post-separation Jon Gosselin sure is taking advantage of it.

The father of eight is currently in St. Tropez, partying with Christian Audigier. Word on the street is that they’re thinking of “working” together, possibly on a children’s line.

Oh, also in St. Tropez with Jon? His girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. She’s the daughter of Kate’s former plastic surgeon.

Kate, for her part, is hanging out in Reading, Pa with the kids. This must be a really fun weekend for her, especially since these photos hit the web. I’ll tell ya, whatever hostility you may feel toward Kate, she’s paying big time right now for the missteps in her past. I can’t imagine how much this must suck for her. I feel genuinely bad for her. I understand Jon’s position, and I understand his desire to date, but I think there are less conspicuous ways to take your barely-legal girlfriend on vacation.