“… I still refuse to use silicone, Botox or other of those gimmicks … [It’s] pure vanity. But a breast correction after breast feeding — why not? There’s...
Oh hey, everybody! Did you happen to hear that I despise Gwyneth Paltrow? Because I do. I think she’s the most pretentious person, and every single thing she says makes me want to... “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.”
–Gwyneth Paltrow being the most pretentious person.
I just can’t right now, you guys. I dislike Gwyneth so strongly... Oh Vanity Fair. Something about this is just wrong, and I can’t quite put my finger on WHAT. Seeing Gwyneth Paltrow like this is similar to seeing your sort-of-hot but really really... “ … She pointed at my [large] tummy and said, ‘What’s going on here? I love you. Get it together’.”
Comic Ross Matthews dishes on what (and, um, who) gave him the... Being a tutor for the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would be a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me. The pay is $98,000 a year, you work two to four hours a day, you get a free... If there’s anyone that I love to poke fun at, it’s Justin Bieber Kristen Stewart Lindsay Lohan ok, there’s a lot of people I like to poke fun at, but Gwyneth Paltrow is... You may remember that a few months back, on the heels of recording Cee Lo Green’s “Forget You” for Glee, that there was all kinds of buzz about Gwyneth Paltrow getting a... Then I just saved you hours of tedium and nonsense by showing you this dramatic reading of Gwyneth‘s new cookbook, My Father’s Daughter. You can thank me with heartfelt tweets... See this magazine cover? Little Gwynnie hates it. She claims that she’s got, or had, body issues, and her ‘bony top’ and ‘dumpy bottom’ are what keep her up... I know, it seems unusual for Gwyneth, doesn’t it? I would have thought she’d be jamming to some shitty country music or … I don’t know, what’s the most... The practically perfect Gwyneth Paltrow has done yet another completely amazing thing– earned her first gold record. The news broke last night that the actress’ cover of...
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