Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course.
Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let’s celebrate by looking at photos of celebs’ best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone!
July 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Go figure, Courtney Love hates somebody and is throwing them under the bus for being more successful than her. From ABC News:
“Funny thing, you know, I would’ve never really bet on Gwen,” she said. “Not back in the day.” Love attributed Stefani’s success — her “f**king empire” of a clothing line, L.A.M.B. — to her husband Gavin Rossdale, whom Love said she dated before he got together with Stefani.
“His band never did that well but he is very, very smart,” she said. “He runs the Gwen show, that’s him. He runs the clothing line, he f**king built that up, he has nothing else to do.”
She smiled, shuffling through her purse for a lighter, remembering her relationship with Rossdale. “He was so good looking, but I kind of envisioned that me and Gavin Rossdale would end up on the French Riviera, like, taking tennis lessons and f**king our respective polo teachers.”
Can it be a testament to how good of a person I must be to take Gwen Stefani’s side on this one? Because most of you guys know my feelings about Gwen Stefani, and it’s got to be that I just dislike Courtney Love that much that I’d be willing to support a lady who I think is generally full of shit in most cases.
That being said … shut the f-ck up, Courtney Love. No one cares what you have to say anymore.
January 27, 2013 at 8:00 am by Sarah
No, because he’s not—it’s his sister‘s ass, guys, and yeah, don’t I just feel like an ass myself for ass-uming that Gavin Rossdale would be the butt of anyone’s jokes because duh, why would you ever cheat on Gwen Stefani with a girl who kind of looks like Gwen Stefani? What a bunch of ass-hattery.
But really, haha, isn’t that just so funny? What’s also funny is that if my brother touched my ass/non-ass like that, it’d probably be to give me an atomic wedgie, and I’d probably haul off and punch him in the nuts. Just because we’re that kind of hands-on sort of family, he and I. You know.
Also, there are two photos of Gavin’s sister (different photo than the one above, and a face-on photo of the Fated Day of the Ass) for comparison. I’m not saying that it’s not Gavin’s sister in the above photo, but I am saying that if it isn’t Gavin’s sister, she might just be the kind of sister to cover up any kind of indiscretions her little brother might happen to wander into. That’s all.
November 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
And I don’t know for sure, but I think in most cases, behavior like this (if this is, indeed, ‘this’ behavior) is kind of frowned upon, no?
Assuming this isn’t ‘this’ behavior, let’s talk about Gwen Stefani and her dad for a minute. In a recent interview, Gwen claimed that her dad knew that Gwen would marry Gavin even before Gwen or Gavin knew that they’d marry one another. From Stella magazine:
“That’s when my life changed. Here was this successful, good-looking English guy who seemed to be interested in me. I couldn’t believe it. My dad actually predicted it, though. When he saw Gavin on TV once, soon after we met, he said to my mom, ‘There’s your future son-in-law.’ But I didn’t really believe it was going to happen until the day we actually got married. It’s certainly been challenging for us at times. We had to spend a lot of time apart because of our careers. I basically spent all of last year on my own because he was in his band, touring the world. That was hard for me, being at home with the two boys. But now he’s home we realise how much we need each other.”
Now do you think there’s any credibility to the nanny ass-grabbing story? Or do you think that maybe the nanny just stumbled on a pesky old rock and Gavin, ever the gentleman, reached in to hold her up in the best way he knew—latching on to that ever-intimate spot, the area between the asscrack and small of a lady’s back?
Here’s a front view of that nanny, by the way:
November 26, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
“I like to make my husband [Gavin Rossdale] like me more, and he likes it when I’m wearing makeup. … I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you.”
This would be Gwen Stefani, talking to interviewers in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar. And before this gets turned into what some perceive to be a man-hating, nazi-bitch rant, let me apply this disclaimer: this is not a man-hating, nazi-bitch rant, OK? It’s just not. Proceeding.
While I can appreciate Gwen Stefani‘s dedication to keeping the home fires lit via her personal, public, and professional appearance, I, personally, would not be giving a second thought to whether or not my husband “likes” me a certain way. I am who I am, and if I’m not appreciated for who I am (just the way I am), then the only thing that I can say is “F-ck you.” I do not care what you think of me, and I’m not going to go out of my way to make myself more appealing to you if you don’t think I’m appealing as I am. It’s like, if you wanna be my lover, you’ve got to get with every single one of my many imperfections all at once.
And in defense of the lovely Gwen, she’s more than welcome to do as she chooses, of course, and to do so without judgement. If making her man happy through frivolous means makes her happy and secure, then that’s fine. I’m in no place to judge her for what she does in her marriage, because if it works, and she’s OK with it, and it makes her totally happy, then so be it. That’s super. But there’s this part of me, this unquenchable, bitchy part of me, that wants to punch Gavin Rossdale in his stupid original-emo face for preferring his wife of so many years any one particular way or another. Because please. Please.
Maybe I’m ragging, and maybe it’s because I totally have PMS this week and have already eaten a half-bag of Ghirardelli Intense Dark chocolate (72%, of course), but guys. It is what it is.
August 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
No, but really, she didn’t. I mean, she “did,” but she “didn’t.” Ugh, never mind. From X17:
X17online can report EXCLUSIVELY, that just an hour ago, Gwen Stefani passed out during an outdoor carnival at her son Kingston’s school. An ambulance was called and EMT’s check out Stefani before advising her to go home and rest, according to a security guard at the event.
Stefani’s assistant drove her and the children home just after and it doesn’t appear the singer sought any further medical treatment.
UPDATE – MORE sources from the school are now telling us Gwen was NOT treated by the EMT … the ambulance was called for another guest at the event.
News spread through the carnival that Stefani had collapsed but we’ve confirmed now that our original source was wrong — Gwen’s just fine! In fact, we spotted her grocery shopping just and hour and a half after the ambulance arrived at the school!
So whether or not she passed out, I cannot confirm. I don’t even think X17 knows whether or not Gwen passed out. Anyway. Irrelevant! No Doubt is releasing their much-awaited new album, can you even believe it? From the mouth of Gwen Stefani:
“We are incredibly excited to share the new music with you. Ear candy coming your way! Thank you all so much for your support over the last 25 years. We’re really proud of our new album and we hope you love it as much as we do.”
Oh my God, she did not just say “the last 25 years,” did she? No Doubt’s been doing their thing for 25 years now? No! Because that means that Tragic Kingdom came out 15 years ago, and if that’s the case, can someone maybe tell me—where did the time go?
Are you guys as excited as I am about this news? Did No Doubt play an integral part in your adolescence, too? Twinsies!