Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guy Ritchie

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Brothers Rocco and David Ritchie arrived in London, England this morning to spend the holidays with their father, director Guy Ritchie. David seemed to have something to say to the...

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“And, of course, here you go: I still love her.  But she’s retarded, too.” Guy Ritchie in an Esquire magazine interview talking about — who else? — his matronly ex...

Guy Ritchie Is Dating a Model, Too

Except Guy seems to be more interested in women his own age, specifically the 44-year-old Elle MacPherson, with whom he had dinner in London on Monday. The two left the restaurant...

Madonna Divorce Settlement Reached

Welp, it’s gonna be official! Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be granted a preliminary divorce decree at the High Court in London on Friday. After six weeks and a day, the divorce would...

Well That Was Quick

The Daily Mail reports that the deal is done.  Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached a settlement regarding the division of their assets.  He will keep the country estate, his pub The...

Hot Granny

According to a new article in The Daily Mail, Guy Ritchie told Madonna that she “looked like a Granny” when onstage surrounded by her young backup dancers.  I want to know...

Quotables

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.” Madonna, before performing a song about Guy Ritchie...