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Celebrities Are Just Like Us: Stupid Hat Edition!

A photo of Goldie Hawn

For the past few weeks, I’ve noticed an alarming new trend in Hollywood – hats.  I know some of you may say that it’s wintertime, and people need to keep their head parts warm, and I agree.  However, I would tack on the end of that agreement that ageless adage of “if you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”  And I’m taking a stand for the outlawing of stupid ass hats that make you look like you scalped an animal.

Peruse the gallery to check out photos of spiritual gangsta Goldie Hawn morphing into a troll doll, Vanessa Hudgens proudly displaying whatever her latest kill was, Pink mocking the plight of the pandas, and Christina Aguilera in a pair of nearly acceptable but misguided earmuffs.

Let’s take a stand, you guys.  Unless you think it’s cute.  Then whatever, you’re part of the problem.

I Thought Farrah Fawcett Was Dead

I love Goldie Hawn. She’ll just show up to the most random shit and be like “Look! I’m here! I can’t make any guarantees as to what my mouth will be doing at any given time, but, then again, neither can my daughter! Do you like what I’ve done with my breasts? Does anyone here have weed?”

This was the Elephant Parade Auction in London, which benefits a hospital or something else that needs benefiting.

Elizabeth Hurley showed up as a perfect foil. Elizabeth Hurley is the most beautiful and perfect person on the planet and Father Time will not do anything to change that because her billionaire husband acquired him in a recent merger and keeps him in a basement and makes him watch The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain on a loop all day every day.

Also there: Princesses Beatrice (the skinny one with the anime eyes) and Eugenie (white dress, no further comment).

Goldie Hawn: Aging Gracefully or Tragically?

Goldie Hawn

Goldie Hawn

The 63-year-old poses for an un-retouched photo shoot at the Dubai Film Festival.