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The Spice Girls All Made Out With Each Other, If You Were Wondering

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Mel B was asked – for some odd reason – if she’s “attracted” to her Spice Girls bandmates on the Howard Stern Show (oh wait, I see why now!), Mel actually said yes and revealed that she’d made out with every last one of them… to test out her tongue ring. Surprise! She also apparently SLEPT with a few of them! :-o

Here’s what she said when questioned if she ever fancied any of them (via DS):

“Always. They’re my homies. I kissed all of them, yes. I got my tongue pierced and I wanted to try out my tongue piercing and so I kissed them all.”

When asked if she had ever got into bed with any of the girls, she replied: “Back in the day I had fun.”

Okay, so let’s dissect this one. Out of the four other girls in the band, I think Mel B and Geri definitely had a fling because Geri just seems like she’d like a bit of lady on the side. Victoria is way too uptight to even consider going lesbo even once, so I don’t think that happened. Mel C has been in the closet for decades, so I can definitely see that having happened. Emma? I’m not sure, actually. Hmm… maybe if they were drunk?

What do you guys think? Who hooked up with whom?

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Ladies And Gentlemen: Celebrities In Bikinis

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Bikini season is upon us. ‘Tis the time of year where we get to see “BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013″ splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of “HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!” So let’s get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn’t and let’s cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly.

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Oh, Dear of the Day: Geri Halliwell Tried to Seduce George Michael

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You’ve gotta love Geri Halliwell. She’s just hilarious – and totally, unabashedly nuts. She’ll sing Spice Girls in a pub to a bunch of old codgers who have no idea who she is, she’ll livetweet her Tube ride and she’ll try to bed hopelessly gay men… which is exactly what she did with George Michael upon meeting him back in the day. Eek, talk about barking up the wrong tree!

From The Sun:

The former Spice Girl was determined to bed the Careless Whisper star – having fantasised about marrying him.

But she misread the signs when the pair finally came face-to-face.

She said: “I’m totally off. My gaydar is useless – well it’s better these days.

“With George Michael years ago I’d made plans to marry him, I used to practise kissing with his poster.

“Then we met and I started being all flirty eyes, licking my lips and the sexy poses and I just felt there was nothing coming back.

“Then I was chatting on the phone to him and he starts talking about his boyfriend and I’m like ‘what? How could I be so wrong’!”

After the embarrassing misunderstanding the pair became close friends, and have helped each other through love splits and other tough times.

And the 40-year-old star reveals he is brutally honest about her music.

She said: “You know he’s the only celebrity friend I have, aside from the Spice Girls, that I tell all my secrets to.

“I have long chats with him, he’s like a brother. In the past I’ve played my music to him and sometimes he’d tell me it’s shit and other times it’s great.

“He’s very normal when you talk one-on-one with him.”

Geri, don’t feel bad – you weren’t alone in fantasizing about George Michael. I mean, I wasn’t with you, but thousands of women around the world were, to be sure.

Geri Halliwell Still Doesn’t Think The Spice Girls Musical Sucked

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The Spice Girls musical, Viva Forever, may be closing on the West End after less than a year, but that doesn’t mean it’s terrible! Well, not in Geri Halliwell‘s eyes, anyway. She went to see it again earlier this week and insists that it’s actually “good entertainment”.

From her blog:

God only knows why things don’t work.

It’s 11pm and I’ve just come back from the West End theatre show Viva Forever! – To say goodbye.

Over 4 years ago it started with a conversation in a Kitchen; Laughing… Joking… full of promise, dreams & optimism.

We managed to get one of the most successful Theatre producers to do our show! A great writer, our Spice music… I felt confidant – almost cocky it was going to be a huge success.

Opening night – In my Cinderella prom dress with my fellow Spice Girls, so proud of us having a West End show!

It didn’t work – 6 months later, it’s closing.

What went wrong?

Was I biased? Blinded because it was a show with our music?

Was it the lighting? The set? The choreography? The press? The story?

It had a bumpy start but the cast and director worked really hard, made great changes, and I can hand on heart tell it’s not shit! – It’s good entertainment!

She goes on and on about the project and how much it means to her, which is great and all, but it doesn’t change how poorly executed it was. It’s true, on the surface Viva Forever should have flourished. Jennifer Saunders co-wrote it, for Christ’s sake. Plus, who doesn’t love Spice Girls songs, even on just a nostalgia level? I mean, come on!

Ah, well, I guess Geri will have to go back to giving us all tube riding skills and doing weird dares with her former bandmates.

Spice Girls Musical Shut Down (There Was A Spice Girls Musical?)

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Viva Forever, a musical based on the works of the Spice Girls in London’s West End, was cancelled. Judging by that photo it looks like it was basically just a group of women dressed as Spice Girls singing Spice Girls songs, and it probably was, but now I’LL NEVER KNOW. It opened only last December. Mamma Mia it is not.

Emma Bunton/Baby Spice tweeted (via EOnline), “I am totally gutted that our wonderful show @vivaforever is coming to an end. Thank you to all our amazing fans for your constant support!”

Geri Halliwell/Ginger managed to put her truth or dare game with Mel B/Scary on hold to tweet “We love u all @vivaforever @emmabunton @MelanieCmusic @OfficialMelB @victoriabeckham #what a shocka , gutted .x”

Mel C/Sporty tweeted “Absolutely devastated our wonderful show is closing. Thank you to our brilliant cast and everybody who made the show so incredible.” that Mel B retweeted.

Victoria Beckham/Posh tweeted nothing because she’s Victoria Beckham. Or because she’s ~~too busy being a working mum~~.

All this tweeting makes me realize even more that journalists can quite easily become obsolete. No one releases real statements anymore. Unless it’s an “I was drunk and I’m sorry” statement that needs more than 140 characters.

In conclusion, slam your body down a-zig-ah-zag-ah. (What’s YOUR favorite Spice song?)