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George Clooney

George Clooney Loves the No-Names!


He could get a date with any A-lister in Hollywood — but George Clooney doesn’t want ‘em!

The latest chick he’s been seen out and about with is a perennial game-show contestant!

The brunette — who has used three different names on at least four different game shows — was spotted grabbing sushi with Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor.

Kate/Katie/Stephanie has appeared on “The Price is Right” and “Hollywood Squares.” She also reportedly won $350K on “Don’t Forget the Lyrics!”


I had no idea there was that kind of money in being a game-show whore!!!!

I gotta get me on some of those shows!

Looking hot while adding absolutely nothing of value to the universe is totally the way to George Clooney’s heart.

George Clooney And Susan Sarandon On ER


Does anyone watch ER anymore?  I’m happy this is the last season, but that show really should have ended, like, ten years ago.  How many fires, earthquakes, bombs, falling out of the sky helicopters, limbs lost, addictions fought and people resurrected from the dead should one audience be expected to tolerate?  County General Hospital should have been shut down about fifteen hundred cataclysmic disasters ago. That show fucking exhausts me.

ER is credited as the show that gave George Clooney his break.  To me, he will always be George the handyman at the Over Our Heads novelty shop, on The Facts of Life. Longtime fans have been hopeful that Clooney would return for the final season, and it looks like they are getting their wish.  Also appearing for the George episode was Susan Sarandon.  Not sure how she fits into the storyline, but don’t be surprised if her character suffers a fatal implant explosion.

Welcome Back, Dr. Ross!


It looks like George Clooney will be appearing on ER during the final season, reprising his role as Dr. Doug Ross. The TV show, created by the late Michael Crichton, launched Clooney’s career.

ER co-creator, John Wells, has supposedly ordered a closed set to keep everything about Clooney’s appearance a secret.

What do you think the Dr. Ross story line will be?

I’d offer suggestions, but I haven’t watched ER since, oh, 1996, when it was relevant.


“At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won’t be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black.”

George Clooney, to Ted Casablancas, regarding Prop 8.

Precisely, Mr. Clooney. It’s what I’ve been saying all along. At some point, we’re going to look back on the days when gay marriage was illegal and liken it to the days when interracial marriage was illegal: just plain silly.