Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!

George Clooney


“At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won’t be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black.”

George Clooney, to Ted Casablancas, regarding Prop 8.

Precisely, Mr. Clooney. It’s what I’ve been saying all along. At some point, we’re going to look back on the days when gay marriage was illegal and liken it to the days when interracial marriage was illegal: just plain silly.

November 11, 2008 at 9:54 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: George Clooney

7Everything You Never Cared to Know About George Clooney’s Girlfriend


Some dude who’s known Sarah Larson since fifth grade posted an extensive blog on his “friendship” with her.

It’s a pretty dull read — it seems like she was kind of a pain in the ass, but mostly just grew up behaving like any chick from suburban Washington.

But in case anyone cares, it’s here.

March 9, 2008 at 5:59 pm by Evil Beet

26I Still Hate Sarah Larson But I Do Love Her Dress


Can you believe this little bitch got a front-row seat at the Oscars?

Stupid hooker.

I do love the dress, though. It’s not exactly a traditional Oscar dress, and I give her props for having the guts to wear it, especially since she’s got no fucking business being at the Oscars anyway. It reminds me of, like, an ancient Japanese tapestry or something.

February 24, 2008 at 9:31 pm by Evil Beet

7George Clooney Is Absolutely Edible!

George Clooney Jelly Belly Picture


It’s fascinating to see what some companies will come up with to promote their products.

Jelly Belly used 10,000 jelly beans to create a very special portrait of Oscar nominee George Clooney. It’s currently displayed at the Luxe Hotel in Beverly Hills.

I’ve included the far-away view of this opus, as well as a close-up of George’s eye, so you can see the kind of jelly bean insanity we’re dealing with here.

And what’s with the weird halo around his head? He’s an Oscar nominee, people, not Jesus Christ.

February 22, 2008 at 5:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: George Clooney

7I’d Marry George Clooney

George Clooney Predicts No Oscar

Clooney knows he’s doomed at The Oscars come Sunday telling People Magazine:

“For me, it’s like being Hillary Clinton,” says the Michael Clayton star. “If it weren’t for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year.” Adds Clooney: “I thought Daniel Day-Lewis had the best performance of the year.”

Dan Day-Lewis is already shining his Oscar as we speak. But Clooney would have given a far more entertaining speech I’m sure.

As for Clinton/Obama… well, March 4th is still in play. After that things might get a little clearer. But probably not.

February 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: George Clooney

8Ooh La La, Look Who’s So Important


George Clooney was named a United Nations Messenger of Peace today.

Does that make his stupid girlfriend the First Hooker of the United Nations?

January 31, 2008 at 3:46 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: George Clooney
  • Page 7 of 9
  • 1
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9