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3Quotables: George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Had A Very Healthy Relationship

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“He has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be. Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up ’til now.”

- Elisabetta Canalis describes her perfectly healthy, not at all creepy relationship with her ex-boyfriend, George Clooney.

This sounds great, right? It sounds like paradise, actually. I know that there have been times in my life when I’ve been dating someone and I’ve thought to myself “you know what would make this romantic relationship even more special? If we had more of a father-daughter dynamic going on.” And that’s why this little revelation makes me a little angry, because Elisabetta and George had that, and they threw it all away.

You don’t let something that special go, Elisabetta. Once you find a partner that you see as a parental figure, you grab on with both hands, and you hold on tight. Better luck next time, girl. You live and learn*.

*Why yes, I did thoroughly creep myself out with this whole story.

October 31, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily

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September 20, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Jenn
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9Let’s Guess Who George Clooney is Dating Now, Shall We?

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You know who’s really starting to get on my nerves? This ^^ guy. Seriously. And it’s not even because he’s rich and successful and famous and an admired humanitarian and everyone admires him and blah blah blah blah blah. It’s not even because he can clearly get any woman (or, ahem, girl) he wants – it’s that he thinks he can get any get any woman he wants. And it shows in the way that he’s got positively no discerning eye when it comes to serial dating. As if he’ll pretty much date anyone interested, with the exception of those who aren’t famous and those who have physical deformities like, you know, not looking like a GD supermodel.

I mean, are we looking at the next Hugh Hefner, here, or is George‘s supply of puss going to dry up sometime in the next decade as he drifts into his sixties?

Jump in to find out who George’s latest girl-toy is:

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August 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
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3Quotables: George Clooney Did Too Many Drugs To Be Our President

“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”

- George Clooney, pretending like promiscuity and drug use has ever prevented Americans from electing a president, in Newsweek.

I don’t know if I would vote for President Clooney, but 1) I appreciate his Candor, and 2) Didn’t our current president admit to doing a little bit of blow back in the day? I hope that Mr. Clooney does consider running for office, actually. He seems to have a lot of passion for his charity work, and he’s charming. Last time I checked, that’s basically everything the people look for in an elected official.

February 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Molls
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1George Clooney Confirms Malaria

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I’m putting all of my snark aside* this morning (I KNOW, RIGHT?) to tell you that George Clooney, A-list actor and humanitarian, has confirmed through his rep that he did, indeed, contract Malaria on a recent trip to the Sudan.

While this isn’t a huge, huge, huge deal for a very wealthy resident of a first-world country who has fortuitous access to live-saving drugs and maintenance medications, it is a huge deal to a person or family living in desolation in a third-world country, where cleanliness, moderate temperatures, and plentiful resources aren’t exactly rampant.

This news comes on the heels of a recent trip to Africa for the actor, and in light of recent developments, Clooney is scheduled to talk disease prevention alongside his father on an upcoming installment of Piers Morgan’s new show on CNN.

I’ve always admired George Clooney for his efforts across the globe, and being of such strong moral fiber that he’d raise awareness of social issues, even if it meant putting himself in danger’s way. I totally respect that.

And I guess he finally one-upped Angelina Jolie, too. She goes and feeds the starving children of third-world countries, and he goes and contracts one of their illnesses. Dirty pool, old man. Dirty pool.

*Sorry. Just couldn’t resist.

January 21, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah
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5Poll: Does Elisabetta Canalis Have Hollywood’s Hottest Beach Body?

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And in case you didn’t know who Elisabetta Canalis is, she’s George Clooney’s current long-term piece of arm candy (and dammit, not ‘army’ candy, which is what almost appeared there) and that’s about all you need to know.

George Clooney, in addition to being one of Hollywood’s most sought-after actors, is apparently rolling in hot women, as having dated Kelly Preston, Lucy Liu, Krista Allen, Sarah Larson, and a plethora of other hot, hot women.

And if you think that’s good, I thought for the past ten years that Clooney was the voice of Buzz Lightyear. Talk about giving credit where credit was not due. I only just found out about this Buzz Lightyear thing with the new Toy Story movie, and man, was I disappointed. Shame on you, George, for looking so much like Buzz Lightyear that I thought you just had to be the voice of his character.

Check out photos of Canalis in the gallery, and please, let me know: is she the hottest beach bum ever or what?

Elisabetta Canalis. Enough said.
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December 28, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah
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