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September 20, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Jenn
You know who’s really starting to get on my nerves? This ^^ guy. Seriously. And it’s not even because he’s rich and successful and famous and an admired humanitarian and everyone admires him and blah blah blah blah blah. It’s not even because he can clearly get any woman (or, ahem, girl) he wants – it’s that he thinks he can get any get any woman he wants. And it shows in the way that he’s got positively no discerning eye when it comes to serial dating. As if he’ll pretty much date anyone interested, with the exception of those who aren’t famous and those who have physical deformities like, you know, not looking like a GD supermodel.
Jump in to find out who George’s latest girl-toy is:
August 5, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”
I don’t know if I would vote for President Clooney, but 1) I appreciate his Candor, and 2) Didn’t our current president admit to doing a little bit of blow back in the day? I hope that Mr. Clooney does consider running for office, actually. He seems to have a lot of passion for his charity work, and he’s charming. Last time I checked, that’s basically everything the people look for in an elected official.
February 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm by Molls
I’m putting all of my snark aside* this morning (I KNOW, RIGHT?) to tell you that George Clooney, A-list actor and humanitarian, has confirmed through his rep that he did, indeed, contract Malaria on a recent trip to the Sudan.
While this isn’t a huge, huge, huge deal for a very wealthy resident of a first-world country who has fortuitous access to live-saving drugs and maintenance medications, it is a huge deal to a person or family living in desolation in a third-world country, where cleanliness, moderate temperatures, and plentiful resources aren’t exactly rampant.
This news comes on the heels of a recent trip to Africa for the actor, and in light of recent developments, Clooney is scheduled to talk disease prevention alongside his father on an upcoming installment of Piers Morgan’s new show on CNN.
I’ve always admired George Clooney for his efforts across the globe, and being of such strong moral fiber that he’d raise awareness of social issues, even if it meant putting himself in danger’s way. I totally respect that.
And I guess he finally one-upped Angelina Jolie, too. She goes and feeds the starving children of third-world countries, and he goes and contracts one of their illnesses. Dirty pool, old man. Dirty pool.
*Sorry. Just couldn’t resist.
January 21, 2011 at 8:00 am by Sarah
And in case you didn’t know who Elisabetta Canalis is, she’s George Clooney’s current long-term piece of arm candy (and dammit, not ‘army’ candy, which is what almost appeared there) and that’s about all you need to know.
George Clooney, in addition to being one of Hollywood’s most sought-after actors, is apparently rolling in hot women, as having dated Kelly Preston, Lucy Liu, Krista Allen, Sarah Larson, and a plethora of other hot, hot women.
And if you think that’s good, I thought for the past ten years that Clooney was the voice of Buzz Lightyear. Talk about giving credit where credit was not due. I only just found out about this Buzz Lightyear thing with the new Toy Story movie, and man, was I disappointed. Shame on you, George, for looking so much like Buzz Lightyear that I thought you just had to be the voice of his character.
Check out photos of Canalis in the gallery, and please, let me know: is she the hottest beach bum ever or what?
December 28, 2010 at 9:00 am by Sarah
It’s not really a secret that lengthy relationships run the risk of getting a little boring. Fortunately, Brad Pitt and George Clooney are on that tip, and they also know where to go to get a discreet, professional third party to add some excitement to their – oh, wait. It’s just a prank. They just hire each other male escorts as a prank. Well, fuck.
Here’s the story from Life & Style via Celebitchy:
One perk to being an A-lister is being able to pull pranks on your famous friends that mere mortals could never get away with.
Life & Style’s Scene Queens have learned that the prank wars between Brad Pitt and George Clooney have escalated to where both men are spending thousands to one up each other.
Their latest practical joke is downright naughty!
“Brad and George are sending each other an endless stream of male escorts while each is on set,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “They will pay them in advance on a credit card to make sure the escort shows up.”
The battle between the two of them has been ongoing for years.
“A few years ago Brad offered a $1,000 to people to get them to pee in the vents George Clooney’s car,” an insider tells the Scene Queens. “George came right back and offered $5,000 to pepper spray Brad’s car and paint it orange.”
Life & Style can call this a prank all they want to, but as usual, I’m just going to believe what I want. And I choose to believe that these special prostitute visits are signs of sexy experimental love. And you can tell me all about Angelina and Brad’s eternal love, and you can even mention that lady that George Clooney’s been with for a bit, but you can’t make me change my mind.