Feb 14, 2008 at 08:41 pm by
Evil Beet
Okay, so we didn’t really cover the whole thing where Gary Coleman was all like “Hey guys! I got married awhile back!” because it was a dumb story and Gary Coleman is dumb.
But this is just too good to pass up.
Gary told The Insider that he still hasn’t had sex with his 22-year-old bride. He says it’ll happen when it’s meant to happen, and for all the right reasons.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It’ll never happen, dude.
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