0Well Look Who’re Still Having Sex!

Ha! I just noticed that the word “who’re” is basically just “whore” with an apostrophe cutting it in half, signifying a contraction. WHORE. Or if you want to go with phonetics, “WHO-er.”

Anyway, whores aside, because this post has absolutely nothing to do with Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian, Garrett Hedlund and Kirsten Dunst are still together, can you even believe it? We reported that these two were rumored to be dating back in January, back when I wasn’t privileged enough to really know who Garrett Hedlund really was, but guys, since I’ve seen Country Strong, I can tell you that I do and man am I envious of Kirsten Dunst. What a catch! Rumor has it, too, that these guys are engaged. The engagement was said to have gone down during a 30th Birthday celebration for Kirsten held at the Chateau Marmont earlier in the month:

“(He) asked her to marry him. She thought he was kidding because there was no engagement ring – but he told her one would be coming soon, and they kissed passionately for about a minute. Everyone applauded!”

Don’t get too excited, though—Garrett’s rep has come forward and negated the allegations (but it was probably because Garrett didn’t have a damn ring. What kind of celebrity proposes publicly without a ring? Not exactly well-thought-out, huh?):

“… a spokesperson for the TRON: Legacy hunk has dismissed the rumors, telling WENN, “(The report is) so not true.”

So, I don’t know. But they sure look happy together, don’t they? And what cute kids they’d have, too!

May 15, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah

2Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund Are So Hot in Jalouse

You remember how Kristen Stewart’s doing that ‘On the Road‘ movie, right? Well, she sat down with the magazine to whom Megan Fox told its interviewers that she hated being pretty, but she sure as hell didn’t want to be ugly and … well, you know. All that business. But we’re not here to talk about stupid pregnant Megan Fox, we’re here to talk about Kristen Stewart and Garrett Hedlund, who is hot hot hot and yes, I missed that boat but now I’m on it, guys. I’m on it.

Here’s Kristen on her role in ‘On The Road’:

“We felt great love for our characters, and we wanted people to love them as much as we did.”

On shooting the sequences:

“We knew so many little details about the characters, their lives, that we had aid in playing the difficult scenes. They were with us.”

Kristen on her character, LuAnne Henderson:

“I could listen to hours of recordings as LuAnne Henderson speaks of this period, her voice lights up as she recounts how she danced.”

Kristen on shooting ‘On The Road’ the same time as ‘The Twilight Saga’:

“It was hard, I felt [as if] I was back at school.”

And then Garrett on his character in ‘On The Road’:

“I wish I could be as excited as these guys were. I would love to be like this every day.”

These two are just so hot. I could give a crap less about the contrived, half-assed interview, I’m just rapt by the pictures. SO HOT.

April 27, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

2This is the Dude Kirsten Dunst is Dating These Days

You might recognize him, or at the very least, his name – Garrett Hedlund ring a bell, anyone? He was in Troy, Friday Night Lights, Tron, and also, that REAL crappy Gwyneth Paltrow movie that I was convinced that I’d almost see by accident, Country Strong.

Funny thing is, though, all this time I thought Garrett Hedlund was one of the guys in the Twilight movies, and it actually turns out he’s not. First, I thought he was Cam Gigandet, who played ‘James’ in the first film, and then I thought, no, maybe he played Riley Biers, the newborn vampire that starts a whole coven of newborn vampires in Eclipse, but after a very superficial investigation, I found out that ‘Riley’s’ name is actually Xavier Samuel, and that vampire appearance was really sort of the only thing he’s done in life.

Talk about being uninformed on my B-list actor homies. I should be ashamed of myself, but definitely not of Kirsten Dunst. I’m hearing that these two have actually been dating since October, and that’s something that she should be proud of and kind of shout from the mountaintops or something, you know? Don’t be so quick to hide it, girl!

January 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

18OH HELLS YES! Total Hottie Garrett Hedlund Cast in Lead in Tron!!!!

Um, I’m a little upset with the Hollywood Reporter right now. They have an article today about how Garrett Hedlund landed the lead role in Tron, the $150 million Disney sequel to the 1982 cult classic by the same name. The title of the article is “Little known actor lands lead in “Tron” sequel.”

Ummmmmm…

I am going to ignore the fact that “little-known” needs to be hyphenated there.

Instead, I am going to focus on the fact that Garrett Hedlund is very well known to me.

He is the star of the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene in Georgia Rule, only one of the greatest cinematic moments of all time. I mentioned a looooong time ago that he was totally blow-able and that I wanted to see him in more stuff. Although I have to admit I don’t really like the new haircut he’s sporting. I liked him much better with the longer hair in Georgia Rule.

House hottie Olivia Wilde has also been cast in the film.

Stupid YouTube pulled all the embeddable clips of the the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene because they BLOW A GIANT GOAT PENIS, but you can watch it here. If anyone knows of an embeddable version of this clip I would be forever indebted. Please?

January 8, 2009 at 8:14 am by Evil Beet