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Fran Drescher

Guess Who Was Abducted By Aliens?

Fran Drescher. Explains so much, right? Honestly, hasn’t she always kind of struck you as some weird other-world science project, what with that nasal voice and weird, rambling walk of hers? Doesn’t it just make *sense* that, long ago, aliens visited Franny the Nanny, took her up to the wide expanse of outer space in their big old...

Fran Drescher Is Serious About Senate Gig

As I told you days ago, Fran Drescher’s publicist confirmed today that the actress is serious about becoming the next junior senator from New York. The publicist cited Fran’s experience as an actress, advocate for women’s health and public diplomacy envoy for the U.S. State Department. Her competition looks to be Caroline Kennedy...

Menage a Trois!

Rosie O’Donnell poses with her partner (wife?) Kelli Carpenter and Fran Drescher at Rosie’s Gala in NYC on Monday night. I don’t have much to say about this, except for that Fran Drescher always looks fantastic. She has really aged well. Also: I am firmly opposed to any sort of ban on gay marriage, as you all know by now. A ban...