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3Why Did Foxy Brown Get Kicked Off a Cruise Ship?

Damn. When I think of has-been rap divas losing their mind for practically no reason, I always think of Lil Kim. Still, it was Foxy Brown who was asked to leave a Royal Caribbean cruise because she freaked out after missing her manicure appointment.

From FoxNews:

Passengers on the cruise said Foxy set up a nail appointment on the cruise ship last Monday, a day after the cruise took off, and showed up three hours late.

The staff at the salon couldn’t accommodate her when she rolled around, and Foxy went completely ballistic, TMZ reports.

According to sources, security removed her from the salon and sent her back to her room — where she remained under supervision until Wednesday when the ship dropped anchor somewhere in the Cayman Islands and authorities kicked her off.

Foxy, who performed on board the day before the incident, was then escorted to an airport and flown home. Royal Caribbean had no comment, TMZ reports.

Ugh, just like a star to show up three hours late for an appointment and then throw a fit when they’re not immediately taken care of. Oh, wait. Foxy hasn’t been relevant in like, at least five years? Well, I don’t know what all this is about then.

March 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls
Filed Under: FOX, Foxy Brown

22Dane Cook’s Manager Not a Stand-Up Guy

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I’m truly not trying to shake your faith in mankind but there does seem to be a theft and betrayal theme to the celebrity news stories tonight.

Darryl McCauley, manager to comedian Dane Cook, was arrested today on larceny and forgery charges.  In one incident, McCauley allegedly transferred $3 million from Cook’s account into his own.  It goes to show you how stupid criminals can be.  Did he really think Dane wouldn’t notice $3 million missing? 

Stealing from your boss is bad enough but here’s the real Happy Holidays for you:  Did I mention that McCauley is Dane Cook’s brother?  Yes, the fuck over came from his very own flesh and blood.

December 30, 2008 at 5:32 pm by Wendie

7Foxy Brown is Out of Jail

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And I couldn’t possibly care less.

Oh, and her new album’s coming out May 13.

Hey, if you gotta do eight months in jail, you may as well time your jail release with your album release. God works in strange ways, I suppose.

April 18, 2008 at 12:30 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Foxy Brown

0The Foxy Strikes Back

Foxy Brown, as female rappers are wont to do, has come out swinging.

The only crime I’m guilty of is being a young black woman,” Brown said.

Hmmm. Well being a young black woman isn’t a crime so you should be good to go. I imagine the lawyers will have a field day for them even charging you with being young and black. You still shouldn’t have confessed to that though, make them prove it to a jury.

Police in Florida have said that Brown spat on the store’s owner and then got into a scuffle with an officer in the parking lot.

Hey, wait a sec! Why are they charging her with being a young/black/female when they could just bust her for assaulting an officer?? What a bunch of goofs! She’s totally going to beat the rap of being a young black woman because that’s not an actual crime you poor fools!

Brown was charged with resisting an officer and simple battery, police said.

Oh. Huh. Well she’s in a lot more trouble than she thinks then because while they have plenty of YBF’s down in SoFlo they don’t have a ton of police assaulters . They tend to throw that sort of gal in the clink. Back to the drawing board Foxy’s lawyers, sorry, for a sec there I thought you were home free.

February 27, 2007 at 11:29 am by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Foxy Brown

0Foxy Brown Loves Jail

Rapper Foxy Brown has been arrested again. This time she was involved in a beauty-supply shop disturbance down in Florida and charged with battery and obstruction of justice. The best part of the story is actually her previous arrest which went a little something like this:

The hip-hop artist was sentenced in New York last October to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail-salon stylists over a $20 manicure.

So clearly our girl has severe cuticle issues which cause a she-Hulk like rage.

February 16, 2007 at 1:46 pm by Spiteful Lars
Filed Under: Foxy Brown