Jul 29, 2007 at 08:49 am by EvilT

Lizzie Grubman

Sorry for being a bit lax with my fashion victims…I have been traveling/moving/waiting for the Beet to join me in my New York adventures.

Seriously Lizzie Grubman why are you wearing an orange bodysuit under your dress.

Wait. Sweet Jesus that is that your skin???

Someone call the tan police.

That is just wrong.

Jun 08, 2007 at 09:35 am by EvilT

Brian Friedman

Brian Friedman is seen here at his birthday party. I understand that gay men are supposed to be a little more fabulous than the common folk but he really is taking it to another level. The scarf is an interesting little piece of flair but what really gets me is the silver boots with the white suit.

When I look through unfortunate fashion mistakes I always wonder who looks at these people and goes, “Damn, you look amazing.”

Brian will most likely be featured soon on “So You Think You Can Dance” and though he is not very good at dressing himself he is very good at choreography.

May 31, 2007 at 08:38 pm by Spiteful Lars

EvilT is our resident fashionista (distant relative of the sandinistas) but Mr. T deserves some credit on that front too. Don’t believe me? Want to be utterly confused? How about a wonderful look back at the beloved 80s?

Don’t say I never gave you anything. And feel free to use the comments section to explain exactly what the hell this is. They don’t seem to be selling anything, and it’s a rant with no context.

But I’ve said enough. Enjoy it.

May 25, 2007 at 01:25 pm by EvilT

Bobby Trendy- American Idol

Bobby Trendy I have few words to describe your little outfit here. Bobby T decided to spice up the “American Idol” finale by wearing a dress, pants, and a taffeta halo. Lip-gloss and pink wasn’t enough Bobby? The true sad thing is that he is actually playing himself in the upcoming low-budget Anna Nicole movie starring Willa Ford. This man is the resident gay of the D-list.

May 18, 2007 at 08:59 am by EvilT

T.R Gay

Ok ok we get it…you are gay. Why in the hell would you get Perez Hilton hair? Come on T.R. you are George…GEORGE. I guess you are making a statement but it just looks silly.

May 11, 2007 at 08:49 am by EvilT

Sir Ivan

This fellow’s name is Sir Ivan. Evidently he likes peace and pink and also long walks on the beach. Who leaves the house like this and can keep a straight face? I thought the Bobby Trendy look was over.