Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Evil Beet Gossip

Evil Beet Needs Your Help!

So, Evil Beet has decided to take another grand step into the new millennium, and in doing so, has decided to give the site a new, fresh look! I know—some of you are groaning and shaking your fists and promising to never come back to the site again if we even slightly change the color formatting of the comments, and guys. Guys. I hear you...

Do You “Beet Off” at Work, Too?

She does! And oh snap, she does, too! Come on now, come clean—do you beet off at work? Or hey, do you want to beet off at work (or home, or church, or your boyfriend’s house, whatever)? Then enter to win our weekly Caption This contests, where you can win this shirt. It’s awesome. I have one, of course, and people literally...