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Evan Rachel Wood at Critics Choice Awards Pictures Photos

For the first time in her whole red carpet life, Evan Rachel Wood doesn’t look like a trampy Dita Von Teese wannabe.

In fact, she looked stunning at the Critics Choice Awards.

Dress is gorgeous, but, most importantly, hair and makeup suit her perfectly. She doesn’t look like a Dita rip-off, she looks like the beautiful young woman that she is deep under all that crazy.

Keep this stylist, Rachel!

January 9, 2009 at 6:02 am by Evil Beet
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49Evan Rachel Wood’s Look: Love It or Leave It?



More specifically, I’d like us to discuss this issue:

In My Girl — the feel-good Macaulay-Culkin-evaded-the-burglars-but-now-he-dies-of-bee-stings movie of 1991 — Jamie Lee Curtis’s character spoke the following words: “The first rule of makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.”

Is this still true???

Should you ever wear blue eye shadow anymore??

Evan seems to think so.

And perhaps an even more pressing issue: What the hell happened to Anna Chlumsky? Granted, I was 9 years old when I saw that movie, but I remember feeling that this young woman was poised for an extraordinary career. In fairness, I felt the same way about Curly Sue (who today is a phenomenally talented and under-exposed singer).

December 16, 2008 at 9:55 pm by Evil Beet
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16Evan Rachel Wood Admits to Scoring Mary Jane

Wow, that’s a cool title. I’m really impressed with that. Unfortunately, the reigning Oscar winner in the competitive category of Biggest Daddy Complex didn’t actually cop to smoking weed. Instead, she admitted that she’s been cast as the female lead in the Broadway musical version of Spiderman. No, seriously. They’re doing that. Music and lyrics by U2. You think I am joking but I am not.

No word yet on who’ll be playing Peter Parker, but the smart money’s on her Across the Universe co-star, Jim Sturgess. The show starts rehearsals in summer 2009.

Broadway is totally the new rehab.

December 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm by Evil Beet
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17Seeing Red!

Last month, right after she split with much-older boyfriend Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood was rocking the super-black hair, and taking a lot of shit for dressing like a Dita wannabe.

Tuesday night, she was spotted at the Gotham Independent Film awards sporting red hair and eyebrows to match, and a much subdued wardrobe.

Is she trying to break out of the Dita mold? Is she so over that shit?

Oh, and the dude she’s posing with is Ron Livingston, who you know because he was the lead in Office Space and also played Berger on SatC. I don’t think they’re dating, but you never know with this girl.

December 2, 2008 at 10:06 pm by Evil Beet


Evan Rachel Wood, age 21, just broke up with 39-year-old Marilyn Manson.

So who’s her new love?

She reportedly flew to Vegas this weekend with 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. Ewwwwwww. She was supposed to attend an event at Tao with him, but canceled at the last minute, ostensibly to avoid drawing attention to the fact that she’s porking a 56-year-old.

Daddy issues much, Evan?

She did, however, make it to an awards show in Hollywood on Sunday night, looking very — um — Dita Von Teese-ish, ahem.

November 9, 2008 at 11:51 pm by Evil Beet

28Evan Rachel Wood Explains Reason For Split With Marilyn Manson

And I’m really grateful for this.  My sheets are sweat soaked every night as I anxiously toss and turn, head thrashing to and fro, pulling at my hair as the questions race through my mind.  “Why?  Where did it go wrong?  Can they work it out?  How are either of them even famous?  What color lip liner does Marilyn Manson wear and can I get it at Sephora?”

I am convinced that celebrities that ask for privacy are the biggest attention whores out there.  Ever notice how they go on about their breakup that no one cares about?  It’s like “Well he really liked anal and I didn’t and then one night he just slipped it in without asking and that was the final straw.  I ask for your privacy at this time.”  Puhleeze.  So here’s her official statement on the split:

Manson has been by my side and taken care of me through the best and worst times. I love him as a person and as an artist. I will always be proud to have been a part of that.

If any more attacks are made on us, it is the act of a desperate, selfish person, who is angry to no longer be a part of my life. No further comment will be made and we request our privacy at this time.

Right.  Because whenever I love someone as a person and an artist, that’s it.  You’re outta here.  Obviously it could never work.  Anyway, Evan, why not just be honest with him?  Like “you were so much more attractive to me when you were married to someone else.”

And I want to see the long line of bitter and sobbing fools who are just so devastated as to no longer be a part of Evan Rachel Wood’s life.  No such people exist except in her echoey little head.  As a final observation, it amuses me how she calls him “Manson” because she’s embarrassed to be screwing a guy named Marilyn.  What a bitch; he didn’t seem to mind screwing a girl named Evan.

November 8, 2008 at 3:06 pm by Wendie
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