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Evan Rachel Wood

Evan Rachel Wood Explains Reason For Split With Marilyn Manson

And I’m really grateful for this.  My sheets are sweat soaked every night as I anxiously toss and turn, head thrashing to and fro, pulling at my hair as the questions race through my mind.  “Why?  Where did it go wrong?  Can they work it out?  How are either of them even famous?  What color lip liner does Marilyn Manson wear and can I get it at Sephora?”

I am convinced that celebrities that ask for privacy are the biggest attention whores out there.  Ever notice how they go on about their breakup that no one cares about?  It’s like “Well he really liked anal and I didn’t and then one night he just slipped it in without asking and that was the final straw.  I ask for your privacy at this time.”  Puhleeze.  So here’s her official statement on the split:

Manson has been by my side and taken care of me through the best and worst times. I love him as a person and as an artist. I will always be proud to have been a part of that.

If any more attacks are made on us, it is the act of a desperate, selfish person, who is angry to no longer be a part of my life. No further comment will be made and we request our privacy at this time.

Right.  Because whenever I love someone as a person and an artist, that’s it.  You’re outta here.  Obviously it could never work.  Anyway, Evan, why not just be honest with him?  Like “you were so much more attractive to me when you were married to someone else.”

And I want to see the long line of bitter and sobbing fools who are just so devastated as to no longer be a part of Evan Rachel Wood’s life.  No such people exist except in her echoey little head.  As a final observation, it amuses me how she calls him “Manson” because she’s embarrassed to be screwing a guy named Marilyn.  What a bitch; he didn’t seem to mind screwing a girl named Evan.

Eva Amurri Sees a Ghost

Eva Amurri and Evan Rachel Wood at Screening of “The Life Before Her Eyes”, Pictures, Photos

You know, when Susan Saranden’s daughter, Eva Amurri, first started out, I thought she was way awkward and unattractive, but she’s really grown into a striking young women. And she looks great in that dress.

Evan Rachel Wood, on the other hand, needs to understand that Goth was over before she hit puberty. You can bang Marilyn Manson all you want, sweetheart, but you’re not gonna bring it back.

Quotables

Evan Rachel Wood

“I’m not a lesbian, but I don’t think [kissing women is] weird or gross or anything. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I’m bisexual – I don’t sleep with women. But I definitely appreciate women and there have been times where I have been attracted to a woman. I’m not afraid of sexuality. I think too many people get shit and get called skanky or a whore just because they are sexual.”

Actress Evan Rachel Wood to YRB magazine.

Yes Of COURSE Marilyn Manson is Banging Evan Rachel Wood

Via People:

Rocker Marilyn Manson is romantically involved with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood, sources close to the situation tell PEOPLE.

The sources say his relationship with the Thirteen actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson’s wife of one year.

“Dita is heartbroken, she didn’t see this coming,” says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. “His partying contributed to the split as well.”

Movie-goers will predominantly know Evan from the critically acclaimed Thirteen, although she also played Natalie Finch in Running with Scissors, and she stars in the upcoming King of California with Michael Douglas.