Reason #3,482 v. 1? She’s got nice nipples. They’re not too large, they’re not too small, and even though the photos are black and white, you can tell the color’s probably just right – neither too pale nor too dark.
This is just further proof that some women have all the luck – a lovely mouth in the absence of plumping agents, attractive nipples, and a hot, grounded boyfriend. Life doesn’t get much better than that, folks.
Jump in for the gallery, which contains Eva boob. In case you were wondering, yes, we do like boobs around here. I mean, what’s not to like?
October 14, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
OK, quick question and answer session – Q: can you guess why Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling’s latest squeeze piece?
A: Just watch the video and stop answering my stupid questions. You’ve got your answer in the flesh right up there and yes I’m a bitter shrew.
(But yeah, you’re totally right, this might be the worst video I’ve ever laid my eyes upon.)
October 10, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Does this kill a little bit of any of you guys inside? Ryan Gosling‘s probably one of the hottest, sweetest, most down-to-earth male celebrities going right now, and he’s got to settle down (temporarily, hopefully) with someone like Eva Mendes. Eva Mendes, who I like, but who definitely has issues with being contrite and bashful and down-to-earth. Why couldn’t it be someone like Rachel McAdams? Or, I don’t know, RACHEL MCADAMS?
Photos courtesy of our friends at INF
September 21, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
WHAT IS THIS, RYAN GOSLING? You went on a date this weekend with your Place Beyond the Pines costar Eva Mendes? And you didn’t even have the courtesy, the simple human decency, to tell me we were through?
Because we are through, mister. It’s over.
Don’t give me that soulful look, Gosling. Don’t you dare. You can’t smooth it over with puppy-dog eyes this time.
Oh, I saw the pictures in Us Weekly of your Disneyland date. Don’t you sweet-talk me. I know you held hands! I know she gave you cute little pecks on the cheek! I know that an “onlooker” said Eva fed you “churros, cotton candy, and corn on the cob”! With her hands! Gross! Also, do you know how much I have always wanted to go to Disneyland? Do you? Ugh, you don’t even care!
You promised it would be different this time, buster. You said you were finished with dating costars. Obviously not!
Fine! Whatever! Get married! Have a hundred babies with her! SEE IF I CARE! Just make sure you delete my number from your phone!
Unless you guys suddenly break up—in which case, call me.
September 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
“[When] other actresses who aren’t thought of, maybe, as being quite as attractive do full-frontal, they’re called brave. Nobody has ever said, ‘Eva, you’re so brave for doing full-frontal nudity.’ Just because I’m attractive doesn’t mean it’s not still scary. Why am I not brave?”
Eva Mendes in a recent interview with Allure magazine on exposing her lady bits for the sake of thee-ah-tah. Or crap movies, dealer’s choice.
July 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm by Sarah
I don’t understand why AskMen.com always tells us the most desirable person of a given year at the beginning of the year. Is this the person that we desired the most in 2009 and that we’re not recognizing until 2010 or are they telling us who we’re supposed to concentrate on desiring in 2010? I don’t need to pull a muscle in my brain trying to sort this out, AskMen.com. SPELL. IT. OUT.
Anyway! You guys! Literally, you guys! You all voted on the top 99 hotties on AskMen.com and they’ve just released their surprising annual list. OK, let me rephrase that. I am not shocked by the list, it’s actually who I would have picked, too. Rather, I am surprised that everyone didn’t just vote for Megan Fox. Meggo didn’t even make the top 10, she fell on the list at 11. Number 1 is actually the young lady pictured above, Emmanuelle Chriqui. You probably know her as Eric on Entourage‘s fiance Sloan. I’d like to congratulate the men of the world for ranking a seemingly sweet and charming woman as desirable. You’ve come so far.
Also in the top ten? Numbers two and three are Marisa Miller and Kate Beckinsale. Following them are Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Penélope Cruz, Cheryl Cole, Eva Mendes and Miranda Kerr. Not a bad list and not really anyone I would qualify as “scarily skanky” in sight. Maybe in these hard economic times men mostly “desire” smart and dependable women that can act as a pillar of strength for them, or maybe it’s just a coincidence that none of them give me “ho vibes”.
Who would you rank as the most desirable woman?