Because it sure looks like someone’s hiding something to me. That or, you know, pretending to hide something so that people stop thinking about Robert Pattinson‘s availability and focusing on how much they burn over the fact that Ryan Gosling is still having sex with Eva Mendes on the regular.
Yes, it’s the obligatory “Is Eva Mendes pregnant?” story that pretty much everyone is running with, but guys, I have this feeling that it … I don’t even know if I can say it. I have this feeling that … well, that it might actually be true. I don’t know why, and I could, of course, be entirely wrong, but I don’t think it’s so much of a stretch to say that Eva Mendes is probably carrying the offspring of Ryan Gosling in her womb. And I just can’t even.
Here’s some insight from our friends at Cele|bitchy, who also have some curious-looking photos from earlier in the week:
… We discussed some other photos of Eva yesterday in which Eva seemed to be shielding her torso from paparazzi inspection. And now in these photos, Eva is wearing a very loose dress. Is she trying to tell us something? Something of the baby bump variety? Eh. I thought for a moment that she looked kind of pregnant from behind yesterday (go here to see those photos), but I really can’t tell in these pics. Pregnancy might explain why she and Ryan dropped off the radar for a little bit. And I could totally see an “unplanned” pregnancy for Ryan and Eva, quite honestly.
I mean, check her out. She’s looking a little meatier in the face these days (a common pregnancy side-effect), she’s shielding her midsection with a bag, and Cele|bitchy’s right—Eva and Ryan have kind of dropped off the radar for awhile, so it’s all got to mean something, you know?
I’m giving it maybe another couple of weeks before I think we’ll know for sure. Eva could just be complacent, thinking that she’s got Ryan hooked one way or the other and that she doesn’t need to hit the gym every single day in order to look good, or, it could be the *other* thing. The other *pregnancy* thing. And my oh my if it is.
August 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Here’s a brief and not-at-all overdone synopsis of the movie, ‘Holy Motors’:
“From dawn to after nightfall, a few hours in the life of Monsieur Oscar, a shadowy character who journeys from one life to the next. He is, in turn, captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man.
He seems to be playing roles, plunging headlong into each part… but where are the cameras? Monsieur Oscar is alone, accompanied only by Céline, the slender blonde woman behind the wheel of the vast engine that transports him in and around Paris. He’s like a conscientious assassin moving from hit to hit. In pursuit of the purely beautiful act, the mysterious driving force, the women and ghosts of past lives. But where is his true home, his family, his rest?”
Guys, I can totally see why Ryan‘s into a gal like Eva. She’s just so artsy and unintentionally attuned to what’s really going on today. She’s edgy and smart and chooses the best films that best showcase her super-best acting skills. Go Eva. No, wait—go Ryan. You’re onto something here, boo.
July 31, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
From Us Weekly:
After nine months of dating, Eva Mendes is ready to take things to the next level with beau Ryan Gosling.
“She starting to think about marriage and kids,” says a Mendes pal. “She loves serious relationships, and she wants all of that.”
Luckily, Eva has an ally in Gosling’s mom, Donna, who is just as eager to see her son settle down. “Eva hit it off with Donna immediately,” explains the insider. “Now they text and email all the time!” So, naturally, when the actor went to Ontoario to watch his mom graduate from Brock University on June 6, Mendes was by his side.
Says the pal, “Eva and Donna just get along really, really well.”
You know, some of you guys have speculated that Eva is already carrying Ryan’s baby. Some of you (and by “you,” I mean “me”) think that a marriage is probably just right around the corner, because Ryan doesn’t strike us as a date-around kind of guy who’s interested in playing the field. Some of you (again with the substitution thing) think that Eva’s not even remotely good enough for our boy, Ryan, but unfortunately, there’s something that’s keeping his attentions drawn and his penis wired.
My guess is that it’s either babies, or there’s a whole lot about Eva Mendes that we don’t already know. And in either case, I’m pretty disappointed that, of all Hollywood beauties, Ryan would ultimately end up with Eva Mendes. I mean, she’s pretty and all, but it’s like … I don’t know, and anti-climax or something. It’s the crappy, joke, pre-gift that you get when you’re twelve and you’re expecting something big and grand and you definitely know that you got it but the gift-giver wants to make you wiggle and squirm and torture you with the idea that you definitely got something that was not as good as what you’d hoped for. That’s Eva Mendes. She’s the ultimate anti-climax.
… Yet aparently, there’s something to her, so we may as well get used to the idea that Ryan could be toting around a Mrs. Eva Mendes-Gosling for the rest of our days on earth.
June 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
I know: you guys are thinking, “God, as if I needed another reason, Sarah?”
These are photos of Eva Mendes being all domestic and shopping for things like flowers and Pyrex baking dishes, and I could completely vomit at how beautiful her stupid face is even without its stupid makeup on. It’s like, come on. Stop bragging, Eva. We already know you’re beautiful as it is, and we already know how damn lucky you are because you get to sleep next to (oh, and with) Ryan Gosling night in and night out, and now you really have to go and stick in our faces how lovely your face is first thing in the morning? I guess it’s all that Ryan Gosling-sex, you’re right. If any of us woke up next to Ryan Gosling in the morning, we’d probably look this good, too. You make a good point.
Also, I happened to notice that girl’s got eggs, flour, and bagged frozen fruit in the basket, so I’m going to surmise that she’s going to bake her man, Ryan Gosling, a fruit cobbler. And I have just THE BEST recipe for fruit cobbler, and it’s been tested. Recently. I made it last week, and it was so amazing that I had to fight with myself (almost physically) to not eat the entire thing. It was that. good.
So, you know, Eva, if you’re looking for some tips on how to bake a man-catching cobbler, just, you know, give me your passcode to Ryan’s house and I’ll whip it up nice and good for him. I definitely won’t be telling you how I’m totally planning on changing the code once I’m in so that you’re unable to barge in and interrupt what’s sure to be a lovely night of cobbler and candlelight (and I just bought the most darling taper candles), accusing me of sabotaging your plans and stealing your ideas, because really. Where would that leave me, then? I’ll tell you where: on the shitty side of a restraining order, duh.
June 12, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. See, we’d gone almost an entire thirty days without seeing new photographs of these two walking next to one another, and I’d almost begun to trick myself into thinking that Ryan had up and dumped Eva because she was pressuring him to have babies.
Here we have photos of Ryan and Eva departing from LAX yesterday afternoon, presumably jet-setting to somewhere fabulous like Thailand or France or Spain to enjoy the carnal pleasures of one another. And all insubstantial jealousy aside? These two are … God, they’re so hot. The two of them. Eva is so effortlessly chic and fashionable and hot, and Ryan is so mysterious-looking and handsome and hot AND looks like he smells positively amazing.
I don’t care for Eva Mendes much—and I think I’ve made that pretty clear in the past—but I just can’t deny anymore that there’s got to be something to this … this lady. There’s got to be for Ryan to be allowing her to hold onto him for this long, anyway.
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June 2, 2012 at 3:00 pm by Sarah
From Star via Celebitchy:
It might be time for Ryan Gosling to put or shut up with girlfriend Eva Mendes, as the stunning actress is demanding a little Gosling from the Hollywood hunk.
“Eva has given Ryan an ultimatum. She told Ryan she wants a baby with him, and that if he isn’t prepared to do that, they should split up,” a source tells Star.
Eva, 38, has told multiple friends she is off the Pill and ready to become a mom. “Eva’s clock is ticking,” says the source. “She’s been aching to start a family for a few years – and even seriously looked into adoption in the summer of 2010. But now she and Ryan are together, and he’s mature beyond his years and great with kids.”
Eva believes that Ryan, 31, will be an amazing father and that the timing is right because they are in a committed relationship.
“He’s loyal and not a skirt-chaser,” the source says. But that doesn’t mean Ryan’s totally on board himself. “Ryan loves Eva, but he isn’t ready for a baby right now – he’s concentrating on his career,” the source explains. And that may just put an abrupt end to the adorable couple.
“Eva’s considering her options. If Ryan doesn’t change his mind, this could end up destroying their relationship.”
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dating since around September of last year. That means that they’ve been dating right around nine months. Is nine months seriously long enough for anyone to be like “listen, if you don’t impregnate me, I’m out”? Because I’m thinking no.
And I still don’t know if I can believe this story or not. It’s from Star, I know, but sometimes they get it right. And this story does have the same vibe that I get from Eva in general, which is something like “uuuuugh” and “get your filthy hands off of Ryan Gosling.” But the most believable part, I think would have to be the part where Ryan’s not really into it. Because he totally wouldn’t be into it. Right?