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Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Confuses Me

There are many women I have the “hots” for. It’s just that Eva Longoria isn’t one of them. Yet every marketing effort that surrounds her seems to be on how “sexy” she is. Take for instance this new movie she’s pimping in this photo, Over Her Dead Body. Now, in fairness, I haven’t seen it. But I have...

What is Wrong With This Picture?

Jessica Simpson should not be darker than Eva Longoria. Eva naturally has a hot Latina thing going on but Jess is starting to look like George Hamilton. How much fake tan do you have to put on to look this orange? Somebody should tell Jess that you can either darken your hair or your skin…not both. Jessica Simpson is really looking fugly...

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Jennifer Lopez is turning to Scientologist pal Leah Remini for tips on how the religion can help her get knocked up. Does Xenu recommend you have a three-man camera crew from VH1 living in your house throughout the process, Leah? [I’m Not Obsessed] Look, MTV, when you’ve resorted to The Real World: Denver, you can’t exactly...