Emma Watson, everybody. Totally flawless in every way. Have we all had time to adjust our eyes to her powerful beauty yet? All right, then let’s get started.
Back in April, I brought you the story that Emma was getting bullied at Brown, and that’s why she left. Not so, says Emma, and how dare you suggest such weakness:
“It made me so sad when all this stuff came out that I left Brown because I was being bullied. It made no sense at all. Brown has been the opposite. I’ve never even been asked for an autograph on campus. I threw a party for nearly 100 students and not a single person put a photo on Facebook. Anyway, even if I was being given a hard time, I wasn’t going to wuss out of university because someone said ‘Wingardium leviosa’ to me in a corridor, or ‘Ten points for Gryffindor.’ I’ve been dealing with the media since I was nine. If I can’t stand up to a few people giving me a hard time, it’s a bit pathetic, really. I’ve had so much worse.”
Damn, Emma, don’t hold back. Sorry for thinking you had emotions. My bad.
Meanwhile, Emma finds it hard to believe that some dudes might find her a little intimidating:
“I say to my friends, ‘Why hasn’t X called me? Why doesn’t anyone ever pursue me?’ They’re like, ‘Probably because they’re intimidated.’ It must be the fame wall,” she said. “It must be the circus that goes around me. Me, as a person, I find it hard to believe I would be intimidating. Sometimes, maybe because they feel intimidated, they feel they have to knock me down. They know perfectly well who I am, but they’ll ask me, ‘How are the Narnia films going?’” she laments. “I’m single at the minute.”
I still love Emma Watson to bits, but I can definitely see why some guys would find her intimidating, you know, what with her being perfect and all. How are you guys feeling about Emma at the moment?