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Emma Stone: Gorgeous and Hilarious for Vanity Fair

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Seriously, look at this girl.  I have been admiring and lusting after Emma Stone for a hot minute now, but damn.  Clearly, Emma just did Vanity Fair, and she did it hard.  She’s looking absolutely flawless on this cover, but to get the full effect, go ahead and check out her interview.  Here are some highlights:

On her habits and personality: “I micro-manage,” Emma Stone tells Vanity Fairwriter Alexandra Wolfe. “I think I’m a Type A personality who’s trying to convince herself she’s Type B,” the actress says, admitting that she still lays out her clothes and sets her coffee-maker for the morning the night before. Stone, who confesses she was nervous for her V.F. bikini cover shot, saying, “I usually wear a one-piece,” jokes that her only vices are sugar, wine, and black-tar heroin. “That’s pretty much it, the heroin, the sugar, and the wine—nothing too crazy.”

On paparazzi: “He stands up while I’m walking to my car and is like, ‘Hey, Emma! Listen, I’m going to delete these pics. Here’s my card,” Stone recalls of a recent encounter with a paparazzo. “‘If you ever go to the beach with your friends or walk out of your house in your pajamas, call me.’” Stone, confused, refused his card. “He’s like, ‘But I’m deleting these pictures, see?’ … These guys try to strike up a deal with you so you feel like they’re your friend. I didn’t even know that was a thing—that people would call them.”

On dieting: “That diet, have you seen it?” Stone asks of the popular trainer to the stars Tracy Anderson’s recommended diet. “It’s like: Eat this diet, which is a palm-size piece of chicken and some beans, and work out two hours a day for the rest of your life.” The actress, who rock-climbs at Chelsea Piers in New York City, even admits that weight training and Pilates with Spider-Man co-star Andrew Garfield “brings out anger in me.”

On dropping out of high school: “I did Superbad in what would’ve been my senior year,” she says. “I was playing a senior, and had I graduated I would’ve missed that opportunity, and had I missed that opportunity I wouldn’t be here right now.”

On auditioning for Heroes: “I could hear that, in the other room, a girl had just gone in and they were saying, ‘You are our pick … On a scale of 1 to 10 you’re an 11,’” Stone recalls, before Hayden Panettiere—who ended up with the role of Claire Bennet—walked out of the room. “I went home and just had this meltdown,” Stone says, calling the experience “rock bottom.”

I didn’t know that bit about how she dropped out of high school, that seems a little sad.  But honestly, if I were given the choice of a high school diploma and doing my dream job with Michael Cera, I couldn’t tell you which way I’d go.  But still, charming girl, right?  I hope there are bright things ahead for this girl, I really do.

What Do You Think of Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet?

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And I don’t mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in just any tired old Pride and Prejudice remake, I mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  And I mean it hard.  She’s been offered the role already, she just has to be sweet enough to make my entire life and accept it.

Emma Stone is obviously beautiful, but she’s also a pretty great actress.  You guys saw Easy A, right?  Emma’s more than capable of carrying a movie, and a period comedy?  I have no doubt that she would blow us all away.

I haven’t read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or anything (should I?  Can we get some book reviews happening in here?), but I’m nearly positive that I would weep for joy if Emma was officially cast.  Because I’m an emotional lady like that.  That, and I’m dying to see if a new Bingley can make me feel as tingly as the last one did.

Emma Stone Makes The World Right Again

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You might remember that back in December, Emma Stone dyed her gorgeous, gorgeous red hair to a shade of blonde and I had really strong feelings about it.  I admitted my undying love for gingers and we bonded over that.  Remember?

Well, it’s been six long months of blonde hair for Spider-Man, but now, filming is over and Emma is back.  I feel like a weight has been lifted from the world’s shoulders, you know, like this is one less thing that we have to have on our backs.  For the first half of this year, it was like “ugh, the economy is so bad, so many horrible things are happening, we’re gonna get raptured soon, Emma Stone has gross blonde hair,” but now things feel just a little lighter.  And isn’t that a wonderful feeling?

And yes, I am going to use the phrase “get raptured” for the rest of my days.  It’s a fun way to refer to that apocalypse we all survived, and also I like to use it as an insult.  The next time someone pisses you off, instead of instructing them to fuck off, tell them to get raptured.  It’s a really great feeling too.

Love It or Leave It: Emma Stone’s New Hair

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It’s blonde.  It’s blonde, and it’s an abomination.  Remember her hair before, her gorgeous red hair?  Yeah, I do too, and that’s why I’m going to have to go into mourning now*. Thanks a ton, Emma.

Fortunately, there are a couple of things that make this tragic change a little more ok:  she’s apparently naturally blonde (because genetics can be wrong too), and the switch is for her role in Spider-Man.  She’s playing Gwen Stacy, you know, and if she’s going to go and get killed and fuck poor Peter Parker’s world all to hell, then she’s going to have to be blonde to do it.

What do you guys think?  Are you as hurt as I am?

*I have an unhealthy attraction to the gingers in the world. Seriously, from my very first boyfriend with the surprise foot fetish to that awkward guy I briefly made friends with at a party last weekend, it’s redheads as far as the eye can see for me.

Emma Stone Did a Weak, Easy Impression of Lindsay Lohan on SNL This Weekend

Emma Stone is absolutely gorgeous and after I saw Easy A, I was going around telling everyone that she was definitely the next Lindsay Lohan. A young, pretty redhead who can act pretty well and deliver laughs, right?

Then I caught Emma’s episode of SNL this weekend and eh, I dunno. Lohan kind of killed SNL her first time hosting and Emma’s whole episode was brought down by this one rude-ass impression she did of Lindsay. It could have been harsher, sure, but it was so unnecessary and the jokes were nothing new. In fact, they felt old. As if they were picked out of the carpet on the floor of the writer’s room.

I’m a gossip blogger. It’s kind of my job here to report all the details on people like Lindsay, but that’s Emma’s peer. A fellow young actress and one that was, at one time, hugely successful. The two look alike and so it’s natural that Emma would attempt an impression of her during the show, but the angle they took made the show look rustier than ever and Emma a little less classy.

What did you think of this sketch? I’d watch Fred do Joy Behar all day, BTW.

Taylor Rocks a New ‘Do!

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Miz Swift turns the big 2-0 on Sunday, and it seems like she wants a new look to celebrate. Taylor sported long straight hair, bangs, and methinks some extensions on Wednesday night, when she did dinner at Otto in NYC with John Mayer, then went to Tasti D-Lite (OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT PLACE) and a candy shop with actress Emma Stone. I absolutely love the new look — it makes her look more womanly and sexy and less girlish, which is appropriate now that she’s no longer going to be a teenager. What do you guys think?