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Emily Blunt

Wouldn’t You Try Harder For Something Called ‘The Critic’s Choice Awards’?

Aight, aight. So I always have to admit whenever I critique people’s fashion that I really have no business doing so. I am wearing flared jeans as I write this. Yes, flared. They’re old and they’re really comfortable and you would wear them too if you didn’t have a will to live. ANYWAY! That being said, I was pretty disappointed across the board by the dress selections last night at The Critic’s Choice Awards. With the exception of a couple (Heather Graham, Emily Blunt, Amy Poehler), everyone looked like they bought their dress of the rack at Nordstrom in the really fancy section last minute. Lots of ill-fitting garments, lots of things that looked like last season’s trends or generally unstylish (from the dress to the shoes, I beg you to tell me: What the fuck is Sandy B. wearing in the photo above? Are those hooves?) Perhaps I’m being a bit harsh, or maybe I should consider that the Golden Globes are on Sunday and everyone’s saving their pretty for that, but you let me know what you think in the comments…

Insane Girl Envy

John Krasinski, Emily Blunt

I don’t ever write posts where I talk about how much  I hate Celebrity Girl X because she’s dating Celebrity Guy B, because I don’t EVER feel that way… Until now.

Emily Blunt spent her Saturday strolling around NYC, arm in arm with John Krasinski. Now, I have never met John Krasinski, and probably never will. And since I don’t know him, it’s impossible to like him. But that doesn’t stop me from feeling jealous of a relationship that has nothing to do with me between two people I’ve never met. Is that insane?

To be clear, it’s not prickly girl-on-girl hate I’m feeling. It’s just pure, unadulterated ENVY. I happen to think Emily Blunt is absolutely adorable, and she just happens to be dating one of the two celebrity guys I have a crush on. The fact that they both dress like normal, stylish people while strolling around Chelsea and hailing cabs just makes me like them even more.

Yo John, come to my Christmas party tonight. You can bring the Blunts.

Matt Damon is Still a Babeasaurus Rex

Damon and Blunt On Set

My secret boyfriend Matt Damon and Emily Blunt are in New York City filming The Adjustment Bureau and my man is still lookin’ fine. These photos are worth a gander even if you aren’t equally obsessed with Matty Boy– Blunt’s costume in this scene is adorable (I covet that jacket) and Tim Robbins stops by the set to pal around with Damon. Check it all out in the gallery below…

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski???

Just a few months after she broke up with Michael Buble, The Devil Wears Prada actress is apparently getting hot and heavy with Jim from The Office.

The new couple spent some quality time together earlier this month, kicking back at San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara. “They ordered room service, took long walks and spent every second together,” says an insider. “John really cares for Emily — he totally fawns over her. And she’s loving the attention. She’s a down-to-earth girl, but it’s nice to be treated so well.”

John’s a total upgrade over Michael Buble, IMHO.