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Ellen Pompeo

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Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who’s twice your age and half your height. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite’s Life] Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved...

Cleaning up the Weekend

After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you’re left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven career and your consistently positive media image. They sure showed you. [X17] Paris. Miami. Stavros. [Hollyscoop] With Paris Hilton safely on another coast...

Ellen Pompeo Old, Engaged

According to Us Weekly, Ellen Pompeo, thirty-fucking-seven, recently got engaged to her boyfriend of three years, music producer Chris Ivery, 106. The couple met in a grocery store. I’m actually pretty sure they’ve been together way more than three years, but have been on-and-off for a lot of that time. I can’t imagine why. Maybe...

Happy Slow News Week to You, Too!

Slowest. News week. Ever. So, celeb gossip bloggers have taken to their favorite slow-news-week activity: posting outtakes and best-takes from celeb photo shoots. Check out some of my favorites, and pray that someone finally snaps that pic of Paris Hilton doing what she does best in the bathroom at Hyde next week. Shakira at the Latin Grammys...