Jessie Spano Wrote a Book, Has Some Explaining to Do
Apr 27, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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I know, I know – it’s ‘Elizabeth Berkley,’ or whatever, but from my fond-ass memories, she’ll remain the perfect, AC Slater-loving Jessie Spano probably for the rest of my life. Unless, of course, she does another horrible life-of-a-stripper movie, and then I might be forced to reneg on that whole ‘perfect’ thing for another few years.

But anyway, girlfriend wrote a book and did a signing and all I can think about is that one episode of Saved by the Bell where she gets addicted to caffeine pills as a means of doing all of her schoolwork and meeting her social obligations on time.

Judging by the looks of these photos, her friends at Bayside need to stage an immediate intervention – it looks like Jessie’s back on the smack again.

Total Career Tragedy
Oct 27, 2008 at 10:48 pm by Evil Beet

Elizabeth Berkley: Still the most famous person at the relaunch of Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC.

Seriously, Liz, when the only appearance requests you get mandate you posing with an over-sized lollipop, you start passing on appearance requests.

Does She Ever Not Wear Jeans?
Mar 20, 2008 at 01:32 pm by Evil Beet

Elizabeth Berkley and Husband Greg Lauren, Pictures, Photos

Here’s Elizabeth “Nomi” Berkley at a film premiere in LA. She’s pictured here with her husband, Greg Lauren, who is — you guessed it — Ralph Lauren’s nephew.

He’s pretty hot in a creepy way.

Elizabeth Berkley Is Clawing Her Way Back onto the D-List
Nov 30, 2007 at 02:49 pm by Evil Beet

Elizabeth Berkley to Host Bravo’s Step it up and dance

After scoring a recurring role on CSI: Miami, the nation’s favorite caffeine addict has signed on to host Bravo’s new reality competition series “Step It Up and Dance.”

“Step It Up” will feature contestants trying to master a range of dance styles, from ballet and ballroom to Broadway and burlesque. The winner will receive a cash prize.

The series is in production, shooting at locations in and around Los Angeles. A premiere date has not been announced.

I’m so excited! I’m so excited!

I’m so, so scared.

Elizabeth Berkley’s Not Dead!
Nov 26, 2007 at 01:22 am by Evil Beet

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It’s just that her career was!

But, like Jesus on caffeine pills, Jessie Spano has risen from the dead.

Elizabeth Berkley just scored a recurring role on CSI: Miami as Horatio’s ex-wife.

Berkley’s guest-starred on the CSI franchise before. Careful there, Lizzie. You don’t want to get typecast; you might have to get naked for the entirety of another horrible movie to help the world move on.