What you see above is a photograph of Steve-O, famous for stapling his testicles to his leg and vomiting, and Elisabetta Canalis, famous for being George Clooney‘s ex. The two started dating in January, and apparently, things were getting a little serious. That picture up there was taken when they went on a vacation to Rome together back in February, that’s not something you do with someone you’re just seeing casually, is it?
But it doesn’t matter now, because it’s all over. No more Stevabetta or Elisabett-O. No chance of beautiful but somewhat deranged babies. No, because Steve-O dumped Elisabetta. Really, that’s how things happened.
Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis really is unlucky in love.
Following hot on the heels of her high profile break-up from ladies man George Clooney, the Dancing with the Stars alum is once again nursing a broken heart — this time following a split from Jackass star Steve-O, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
RadarOnline.com was first to report back in January that the unlikely couple was hooking up, and now we can report all the details on their split.
“Steve-O dumped Elisbetta over her partying,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “He is extremely serious about his sobriety and did not want to be dating anyone who could jeopardize that.
“He still really cares about her but can’t risk relapsing back into his old ways, so he had to cut her loose. He has hooked her up with some women that he knows to help her try and get back on a stable footing again, and she has been attending meetings.
“Steve-O said he thinks she’s committed to getting control of her life again and that he will help her do that, he wants her to control the partying for her own sake. But, in the meantime he needs to distance himself from her.”
How great is that for Steve-O? He went from being absolutely crazy on all sorts of drugs, like scary crazy, and really, really unhealthy to being able to break it off with someone he truly liked to protect his sobriety. I think that’s just awesome.
On the flip side though, how bad does that have to suck for Elisabetta? Getting dumped by George Clooney, sure, it’s got to hurt, but he’s George Clooney. You can’t keep that man tied down forever. It was never a possibility. But getting dumped by Steve-O? Imagine going from one of the most beautiful men in the world to Steve-O, and then having Steve-O go “you know what, nah.” How do you come back from that?
April 20, 2012 at 10:30 am by Emily
You guys remember Elisabetta Canalis, right? She dated George Clooney for a while, she was on Dancing with the Stars, and then she creeped everybody out when she called her relationship with George “more of a father-daughter relationship.” Other notable achievements include posing nude for PETA and posing nearly nude on the beach. Are we caught up?
Good. Because super hot Elisabetta Canalis went from hooking up with that fine man you see above to hooking up with this:
But how? How do you go from George Clooney to Steve-O? How is that even possible? I’m asking those same questions right now, you guys. Even though Radar gave me the answer, along with the original scoop:
Dancing with the Stars alums Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O have been getting quite cozy as of late, a source tells RadarOnline.comexclusively.
The reality stars met through mutual friends and hit it off straight away and have been spotted dining and canoodling around Hollywood.
“Steve makes Elisabetta laugh, and that’s her weakness. That was her favorite thing about George Clooney-he was always cracking her up and playing practical jokes on her,” the source shares. “Believe it or not, George has a little Jack Ass in him, and ever since Steve-O got sober, he’s very sensitive and introspective, so Elisabetta is getting the best of both worlds.
“They’re not serious yet, but they are definitely hanging out, and hooking up. They are trying to stay under the radar, so they mostly hang out at her place and watch movies and order in. But they also hit some low key restaurants around her neighborhood too.”
Well, ok. I’ll buy that sober Steve-O seems to be a hell of a lot more manageable than not sober Steve-O, but … it’s still Steve-O, you know? It’s still the guy that has penis tattoos and it’s still the guy that makes a living rolling around in shit. And that guy still has the same voice, that awful, indescribable, horrible voice. And I’m saying this as a fan, even. As a girl who enjoys watching Steve-O be himself, I cannot, not ever, imagine “hooking up” with this dude.
What about you guys? Did Elisabetta downgrade? Would you ever hook up with Steve-O?
January 16, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily
“He has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be. Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up ’til now.”
This sounds great, right? It sounds like paradise, actually. I know that there have been times in my life when I’ve been dating someone and I’ve thought to myself “you know what would make this romantic relationship even more special? If we had more of a father-daughter dynamic going on.” And that’s why this little revelation makes me a little angry, because Elisabetta and George had that, and they threw it all away.
You don’t let something that special go, Elisabetta. Once you find a partner that you see as a parental figure, you grab on with both hands, and you hold on tight. Better luck next time, girl. You live and learn*.
*Why yes, I did thoroughly creep myself out with this whole story.
October 31, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily
I don’t know, guys. I was never really into Dancing With the Stars, and I was even more aghast when they asked Kate Gosselin to star on it for a season, so I’m sort of torn as to how I continuously feel about the show. I know it’s not going away anytime soon, and I’ve made my peace with that, but it seems like the execs over there at ABC are trying really, really hard to lure in the under-fifty crowd by including people like Bristol Palin, Kendra Wilkinson, and the majority of the new season’s cast. Who, you’re wondering? Try these names out for size:
Nancy Grace. Just when you thought her career wouldn’t extend past the Casey Anthony trial.
Kristin Cavallari. Because she’s just been dumped by someone who wasn’t even good enough to be considered for the sportsman position on DWTS, I guess.
Ricki Lake. Why not? It’s not like she’s done anything recently except play poker or something.
Chynna Phillips. Sure hope this one doesn’t lose the weight that most contestants do. SHE CAN’T AFFORD IT.
Hope Solo. This one’s going to be fun to watch. I saw an interview after all of the women’s soccer hubbub earlier this summer where she was asked about the possibility of joining the cast, and Hope claimed that, even though she’s mad athletic and coordinated on the field, she can’t dance for crap. I like this girl, so good times.
Jump in for the rest of *the list:
August 29, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
I was going to be super-offensive and say ‘George Clooney’s girlfriend goes nekkid for PETA,’ but after two Lady Gaga posts, you guys are probably on edge as it is. I’ll try not to provoke you too much for the rest of the day.
Anyhoo, Elisabetta Canalis and her dumb tribal armband (seriously. I mean SERIOUSLY) posed as naked as a jaybird for PETA’s latest celebrity-endorsement campaign, and not only did she do it willingly, she did it HAPPILY. According to Elisabetta:
“Doing PETA’s campaign has always been my dream. This is the best reason why I get naked in my life.”
… The ‘best reason’ why she gets naked in her life, huh? I’d be thinking having George Clooney go down on me would be the best reason why I’d get naked in my life but hey. Some people have priorities, I guess.
May 5, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
And in case you didn’t know who Elisabetta Canalis is, she’s George Clooney’s current long-term piece of arm candy (and dammit, not ‘army’ candy, which is what almost appeared there) and that’s about all you need to know.
George Clooney, in addition to being one of Hollywood’s most sought-after actors, is apparently rolling in hot women, as having dated Kelly Preston, Lucy Liu, Krista Allen, Sarah Larson, and a plethora of other hot, hot women.
And if you think that’s good, I thought for the past ten years that Clooney was the voice of Buzz Lightyear. Talk about giving credit where credit was not due. I only just found out about this Buzz Lightyear thing with the new Toy Story movie, and man, was I disappointed. Shame on you, George, for looking so much like Buzz Lightyear that I thought you just had to be the voice of his character.
Check out photos of Canalis in the gallery, and please, let me know: is she the hottest beach bum ever or what?