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Tiger Woods Wants to Remarry Elin Nordegren

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From the National Enquirer:

HORN-DOG golfer TIGER WOODS is so desperate to win back his ex-wife ELIN NORDEGREN that he offered her a whopping $200 million prenup to marry him again, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

Elin, who reaped a $110 million payday in their 2010 divorce settlement, told him she’d consider it – but only if he was willing to ink a $350 mil­lion anti-cheating clause in the wedding contract.

“That’s more than half of Tiger’s $600 million fortune, an amount which she feels is enough to keep him from straying and put her firmly in control of their relationship,” said a source. “Tiger didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the prenup and set a wedding date. The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated lots of models and bimbos, but none of them were more than a one-night stand. He’s 37 years old, his golf game isn’t what it used to be, and Tiger is be­ginning to realize that Elin and their two children are what really matter to him most.”

Once golf ’s greatest superstar, Tiger’s career and marriage fell apart after The ENQUIRER revealed his affair with a New York party girl, and his secret life as a serial cheater was ex­posed.

Since their bombshell divorce, Elin, 33, has dated several men, including wealthy financier Ja­mie Dingman. But the romances went nowhere for the mom of Tiger’s two cubs – daughter Sam, 5, and son Charlie, 3 – and the golf legend repeatedly begged her to take him back, sources say.

“Tiger swore that he’d never cheat on her again, but Elin told him that she didn’t believe him,” said an insider.

Despite that, Tiger con­tinued to pursue her, and last November, he actu­ally got down on one knee and proposed, the insider added.

To prove his proposal is the real deal, Tiger not only agreed to Elin’s prenup terms but also presented her with a pric­ey ring for Christmas. … “Tiger told me, ‘I love Elin. Without her, I’ll be miserable for the rest of my life.’”

I know, I know: the National Enquirer. Not generally all that reliable, but something about this story stuck out to me. Plus, the Enquirer seems really, irrationally excited and adamant about the news, and you know what? I think it might be true, guys. Honestly, I do. What do you say—do you think there’s a possibility of the story being real, and would you take Tiger Woods back after all that cheap, seedy cheating he did?

Vanity Fair Poll Names Most Eligible Bacherlorettes

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And guess who topped the list of single female celebrities? My very best Friend, Jennifer Aniston. As if that’d come as a surprise. It seems like whenever these ‘Most Eligible’ polls are conducted, the people behind them play Santa Claus and remind the world that these lucky celebrities are, indeed, still single and list reasons why you should go for it and try to lure both their attentions and reproductive organs.

So yes. I guess it’s only natural that the eternal bachelorette, Jennifer ‘Unlucky-in-Love’ Aniston, would top the list.

Others that placed?

Coming in at number two, Halle Berry, who recently split with baby daddy Gabriel Aubry. Number three is my girl Elin Nordegren, who recently walked away with a cool chunk of change. Number four is Betty White (which boggles my mind … I love Rose and all, but come on. Get over this revival nouveau already would you please). Coming in fifth place is Lady Gaga, and sixth is Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan. … Yes, that Elena Kagan.

Any single ladies missing from this list? Are you surprised that, um, certain women did make the cut over others?

Elin Nordegren Doesn’t Need Your Tiger Woods

In her first — and confirmed last — interview, Elin Nordegren speaks out to People magazine about the aftermath of the Tiger Woods scandal and how she’s coping. Elin states that she’s feeling better than ever, won’t let this get her down, and has plans for her future — all of which include her children:

“I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children. [But] I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself.”

And though she’s keeping busy by working toward a college degree, Elin states that family is still her number one priority, even if the father of her children is a douchebag and isn’t a part of the family unit any longer:

“My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal.”

You know what? I got all sorts of good vibes from this interview. I commend her on holding her silence for this long (because really, there’d be very few women — or men, really — who could keep their trap snapped over heinous allegations that were brought forth against their spouses like the ones brought against Woods) and I really believe her when she says that this interview, while her first, will also be her last. I believe her, and I don’t see any tell-all Tiger Woods: Behind the Scenes books in development. At least by Elin, anyway. Rachel Uchitel? Yeah. Probably.