Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Lindsay Lohan Tells Her Mom to Go to Hell

If you can believe it, all is not well in the Lohan household. On Thursday night, La Lohan met up with her mother, Dina, at an NYC restaurant to celebrate her mom’s birthday. By the...

Radar is Back! Ashlee Simpson is Puking!

Radar wants you to know they mean business this time, reporting exclusively that Ashlee Simpson showed up at a MisShapes party (I bet Leigh Lezark looked unhappy) with Pete Wentz, whom she...

Final Thoughts on the VMAs

Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine. Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as...

Monday Morning Holler Back

Ashton Kutcher is developing a candid-camera-style reality series for NBC based on the film The Wedding Crashers. Matt Stone has it on good authority that Saddam Hussein is being forced...

"You Won’t See This on Fucking...

A wasted Kelly Clarkson gets pulled up on stage at some metal show (is this Yellowcard? Does anyone care?). It’s a 10-minute clip and it’s worth every. Single. Minute. I voted...

Closing Time

It’s a slow news day. The things you might care about, before the week ends: Lou Diamond Phillips arrested for some good old-fashioned wife-beating. People epithets him as “Law...