You know those things on the bottoms of recyclable containers? The little numbers encircled (entriangled?) in the “Recycle!” symbol? No? Oh for f*ck’s sake. These...
Because hey, what better day to start out your afternoon than by witnessing the incredible love of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, right? Last month, I told you guys that my very favorite couple, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, were looking for a producer so they could get their very own reality show underway. And... Did you squeal too? I think I squealed. I don’t know, I made some sound when I heard this news that made my little guinea pig run back inside his house. But anyway, how glorious is... Of course Doug isn’t creepy! Sometimes 51-year-old men just meet 16-year-old girls on the internet and then marry them in Vegas. That happens, ok? Don’t be naive. Wake up to... You could tell, right? I knew you could. Just look at that picture above of that multi-talented 16-year-old. Good breeding, that’s what that is.
Anyway, it turns out that you guys... Jenn really went and did it, you guys, she really did. She got me addicted to the epic saga of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden. What’s not to love here? Trashy girls, shady... I just love ol’ Doug and Courtney, don’t you? What a beautiful couple. If anything gets my heart to pitter-patterin’, it’s the magical love story of a 51-year-old... Image via the Daily Mail
I have been so good lately. Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden keep giving incredible interviews, and I have sanctimoniously sidestepped each one. My mettle... Wedding bells pealed Friday, May 20 for actor Doug Hutchison and his bride, 16-year-old Courtney Stodden! The couple married in Vegas.
Hutchison, a talented character actor who briefly...
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